girls have some dirty minds, wtf.

and it seems they all love the dirty talk/text bullshit.

my problem is i'm hyper-sexual in person. no talking, only banging, and the occasional "who is your daddy?" or "don't make me spank that ass!" and "take it like a pro!"

anyone else feel like a complete moron with the dirty phone talking with girls?

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I always hated dirty talk in the past until I learned to get comfortable with it.

I had a Slovakian fuck buddy for about 4 or 5 months a while back. She asked me one night what would really turn me on, and I had no clue what she could do more because she was amazing to be honest, and I didn't want her to think I had a sick mind.

So I said she had to dirty talk in Slovakian during the sex, and I would talk back to her in Dutch. We had no fucking clue what we were saying to each other but it was the sexiest experience so far!

We continued to do this and it turned out to be pretty good. The problem is that I haven't been doing it with any of my recent partners because they all speak the same language as me, so i guess it would just be akward.

But if you do find yourself an Eastern-European girl, I suggest you give this one a shot! I think it's the sexiest language out there for a women to scream during sex.

i banged a girl who could speak in russian!

also sexy sounding...

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