Hi guys,

well I went out and about on friday night. Firstly I went to this dinner function which one of my friends had invited me to. There I met two chicks.

I decided instead of just getting really drunk and trying to pick up like most nights and failing miserably until I found some other horny chick I would try and just be friendly chat and get my beer on respectfully.

First up I met this chick...she is a final year psycology student. We started off by just taking about school, then our conversation went to everything from travelling, music, graffitti, boxing going out and that's when I asked her well didn't really ask her but told we should go out some time and she was like yes. I got her number. So how do I approach this situation to ensure that we don't become friends? Throughout the whole time chatting I wasn't flirty with her at all it was just like a nrmal conversation you have with someone. Also after I got her number I went fuck it and got really drunk and jumped on this couch she was sitting at fell over and smashed my head through this glass table and had blood pissing out of my head (did I just fuck up all my chances???)

After the first chick I started smashing down a alkahol a bit more regularly after thinking about the small sucess I just had then I started chatting to this other chick. We talked for quite some time and then bam I asked her for her number and she put it into my mobile. We chatted for a bit longer and I said somethin and them all of a sudden she said oh really my boyfriend is also into that. I was like what the fuck why didn't you tell me earlier you got a boyfriend. Now I have no issues fuking a chick that has a boyfriend I mean if she is willing to cheat on the dudes its better she does it with me than some other dude. But with that said how would I approach this situation so try get over the line with this chick???

So after talking to the second chick and craking my head open I knew It was time to move awat from this formal dinner thing as I didn't want to cause more trouble and didn't want to embaress the chick that had invited me to the dinner. So I left the hotel and off I went to the city.

Chick three...I knew this chick who used to go to the same university as me. We used tofirlt a bit here and there but nother ever came of it. She saw me in this bar and came up and said a hello and where the fuk have u been over the last few years. I was like yeah I moved interstate and now I'm back. And we had a bit of a chat then I got her number asking he out for a few drinks sometime. Then this big dude came and she introduced me to him it was her boyfriend. I was like fuk. And anyways after chatting to the two of them for a bit they decided to go as it was getting late. How would I approach this situation???

After all this I was somewhat pleased with my effort but still very cautious as I need to close this off if possible. So I sat down with my friends had more beers and thought shit I got three number but I didn't even get a kiss/snog let alone a BJ or a fuck and I was a bit sad. My friend said what's up man and I was like its late bro time to masturbate and was to wank in public only to stopped by my friends going dude were in public.

So yeah you advise and words of wisdom would be greatly appreciated in how to handle each of the situations with the aboce chicks.

Thanks guys

p.s. the chicks were pretty hot not complete stunners but hot enough prolly 7/10.

as soon as you and her are locked in to the conversation, change the tone immediately from the normal "hi Im Dan, nice to meet you" to, "Hi I'm the best thing that will ever happen to you and I am going to tease you mercilessly and you will have no choice but to adore me and my charm. This will spark attraction. Remember Laughter is the best seduction

I was just struck with the idea to use that very line next time I'm introduced to a target! lol

HB: Hi! I'm HB
reaches to shake my hand
ME: Hi I'm the best thing that will ever happen to you and I am going to tease you mercilessly until you have no choice but to adore me and my charm.

Genius!