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So my iphone does this weird thing where I get a text, I unlock it, and it goes to the text screen, but not of the person who sent you that last text, but to the person YOU sent the last text too. Anyways, my friend texted me, and I sent a completely irrelevant text to an HB I #closed like an hour ago.
Text
HB8: Who is this? (didn't get this text at first).
... half an hour later.
HB8: Who is this?
Me: Sorry, wrong marge. Khrem.
HB8: Haha, you must know a lot of Marge's.
Me: Haha, you must be jealous.
HB8: Hon. You are associating with the wrong Marge's. I am "the marge". (kinda corny, i know, but so much to work with!!!)
Me: Hah, you're cute. I may just add you to my favorites list so I won't confuse you again.
HB8: Awww. I'm so honored. I would too but that doesn't exist.
Me: I said maybe. You don't just get on that list without buying me lunch first.
HB8: Bitch please. People buy me lunches.
Me: I'll take breakfast too.
* I meant to say, "I'll settle for breakfast." But she probably interpreted that as "I'll take breakfast on top of lunch."* no reponse. So I tried to reinitiate (might as well, the number was dead anyways).
A day later.
Me: Y'know. We used to be so close. Like hansel and gretle. But now we've fallen apart. And it just feels weird, like Hanukkah on Christmas day.
HB8: Did you text the wrong marge, again?
Me: Actually I changed your name to "the marginator", or is that not pert enough?
HB8: Oh. I sound like a terminator. I like it.
Me: K, your turn. What's my nickname? Don't tell me you don't have one. All girls give out nicknames.
HB8: You're not a toy, you're a man. I don't give out nicknames. Unless I have to, haha.
Question
I'm bored with texting, how do I set up a day 2? I'm not gonna do it over text, so should I call her? When? How?
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