| Alright guys
Been havin this covo with a 10 model, been going really well but found it was becoming a bid tediouse, so i decided to crank up the sexual jive,
Im not sure if iv taken it too far, im pretty good at calibrating normally but i though id go out and try something new and see how it went down.
She was ment to be going out with me a few weeks ago but stood me up, i just played it cool and froze hur out for a week untill she started the covo again, then she sent me this of FB a week later.
Her: How about mountain bike mountaineering next sunday 5th June at "Place we had been before" funnily enough? Smile Its that thing I won remember, would you like to come?
ME: Sorry smelly, im heading up to the "X" that day. Maby another time. You not going to the "Same event"?
Her: Owww man, I totally forgot about that because |I have been so so busy, rubbish.. Oh dear, I am not sure what I will do now. I think I have to go to this orienteering now. Smile bet it will be a great day though. As much as I love being called smelly, I don't think I could make it through a full day with that name.
Me: Yeh I CAN NOT WAIT, its SUCH a good day the SPAM is awsum, but the oreienteering sounds fun too. Let me know how you get on. P.s Its cute your thinking of me at 2.15 in the morning, dont think i even want to know what you were doing thinking of me at that time.
Her: So good! I have been the last few years, so I think I will miss this time. The SPAM is awesomely great!! You and me are doing something outrageously fun next week!! Smile Well at 2.15 I was doing a computing assignment, specifically writing code for a program! Sad Bad way to spend an evening.
Me: You’re really set on taking me out on a date aren’t ya "Hunter" Lets face it you could put you and me in a dark room, in straight jackets. And we would still come out having had a wale of a time. But seriously...... we should be sold as a couple on ebay as an anti depressant cure, we could make millions. Next week sounds good, outrageously fun is a bold statement to make, lets see what ya got Penfold.
Her: I would take you out on a date, that is if you could handle it. lol. I am just kidding, I am date averse, boys are trouble! lol. We sure would clear up a bad case of the blues though! Then of course would have the coolest kids in town, sure they would look like they were neglected with cuts and scrapes everywhere. lol but that would be a family trait. I still have puncture holes in the back of my legs!
Me: Ahh so your not denying your are attracted to me? Thast cute you must be one of these girls that’s goes straight to the sex part, but you still owe me dandelions, so your getting nothing yet you little munchkin. Yeh your right "Hunter", boys are just trouble. You need a man to sort you out, your WAY to much for a boy to handle
Any input would be great
LancePUA
Peace
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