hey guys, there is this girl i fancy, i have been chatting to her for about 4days now, i got a date with her next week (after uni exams) i am new to this pua stuff and so far am doing well. What should i repsond to her last text message (im going to wait till night time though before i respond)

Me: Now that i texted you. What are your next to wishes

her: 1. murder someone for me
2. Make it look like an accident

me: Cant do it alone..will need you as my accomplice

her: Im in!

me: haha so whos the target we are taking down

her: some import who stalked my life in westfields.grr!!!

me: i speak english perfectly fine, and i wasnt stalking u, u just kept arriving at every store i was going to go into 5 seconds before i got there

Her: hahahahahaha! i wouldn't mind if you stalked me but this guy was a FREAK!


What should my next reply be?

Update:

I wrote

me: maybe you should keep him around. you could use a few stalking tips from him, i ALWAYS notice you following me.

her: hahah you wish


nxt go?

edit: actually i wont respond no need to if there is no point

i will wait till later on fb n chat there