i made this really quick just for practice and im 18 years old and still a newbie, but i wanted to get you're guy's feedback. i left out all the kino and stuff that i would do naturally. this is just a list of some of the thing i would say while im not freestyling.

so here is my routine stack:

heyyyyyyyyy ! ! ! what is up ! ! ! ! !

You guys are the hottest..............social robots i've met...........in like the last 15 minutes.

time contrant : i would just abuse you guys for the rest of the night, but gotta go in a second cuz my friends are here, but you guys seem fun....i wanted to come over and say Hi.

How do you guys know each other ? .............You guys have that vibe like you've know each other forever

i can tell you guys are really good friends......... cuz you make the exact…. Same….
facial expression….and you guy’s constantly girl code each other…..it’s something only girls do.

okay for shits and giggles............if you had 15 minutes of fame how would you use it ?

HB: blah blah

OMG, i love that......we're so gonna make that happen.............but what if you get more attention then me ?.........i cant even hang out with you now.

You know I think you're cute............ Like in a little sister kind of way ...........i'm going to adopt you as my new lil sister..... .........we could bake cakes and climb trees together and stay up late watching Disney movies.

Im not too sure about you ..........your personality is puzzling..........I just can't put all the pieces together...........your either the coolest girl ever, or a complete dork......I cant figure it out.

if one of them is talking alot : okay miss talk alot over here................I love that about you.........its like there's a google of information within you and your just trying to get it all in at once

you have ADD, yes ?...................have you not been taking you're riddlin ?

cold read : i bet you used to always get detention.

okay, tell me this............what's the most trouble you ever gotten in at school ?

Omg you are sooo bad..........it would never work out between us........we're to much alike.............we would wreak too much havoc together............were like two opposite sides of a magnet.........it would cause a glitch in the matrix.

if she is acting sassy : "you're so sassy..........i like that..........you're like Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!"

i bet you were the girl who used to throw bark at me in elimentary.

you play a good act, but i know there's a princess Unicorn in there somewhere.

Do you know what I’m gonna do with you……I’m gonna take you on my magic
carpet…..and were gonna go flying all over Africa…chasing Kangaroo’s…… now
they don’t even have kangaroo’s in Africa….but were gonna do it…..because
anything’s possible in my world.

when she's looking at you : NO don't look at me like that..........it's like you're raping me with you're eyes ! ! !

you know what........ now that i think about it.....you are absolutly adorable................it's too bad you're not my type.

i'm genetically disposed to only be attracted to blonds with pink highlights and purple contacts........do you know anyone that fits this description ?.................ohhh and she has too be half human half animal............intil i find this perfect woman there'll be a void in my heart.

I meen okay foreal ........you’re a very beautiful girl….but Beauty is very common, look around there’s
lots of beautiful women here, it’s something their either born with or buy, what counts
is what you make of yourself, but you know having a great outlook and just an energy
vibe around them…………you know you’ve got a great smile, I can tell that
underneath all that…….. you’re probably a good person.

Im so drawn to you, it's the wierdest thing................why are you so addictive ?

Kiss close:
I'm tying so hard not to kiss you right now.................okay from a scale from 1 -10 how good of a kisser are you ?............lets find out.

Number close :
You are so fun and friendly............we have to hang out some time.............you're giving me you're number !

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dw

nothing happens that well-planned in real life

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

i agree with 100 %, you soo right
i know this very well

im not planning on doing this routine stack word for word like a fucking robot....l just made it so i can at least have a game plan...........the majority of my routines come out naturally when im in the moment.

Stacking”: is the combination of routines that can used interchangeably and “stacked” together during an interaction.

http://www.pualingo.com/pua-definitions/routine-stack/

Comedians do this very well. They start out with a joke on theme, and throughout the comedic performance, bring up subtle references to his previous theme and story.

It is important for PUAs to sometimes stack routines, to increase attraction, or to bring up the energy of a group or target after some time of normal conversation. By stacking routines, the PUA can increase his DHV opportunities and opportunities to “hook”, assuming he has not done so yet.

DJ Fuji of Mehow Inc. describe the fundamentals of routine stacking in game:

Routine stacking is one of THE most important things you can do to improve your game. Unless you have extraordinary natural ability, not committing to a routine stack is extremely counterproductive.

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dw

Routine stacks are great. Good luck completing it. You will find that your gonna drift from it as you open because there are so much conversation threads going on. Especially with girls that down to earth and really social.

Is great that you gotta stack. Your going out prepared! But if conversation start drifting, go with it.

BTW, love the opener

i already tested the routine stack and thats exactlly what i did.... i drifted completely off the stack and then back to the stack and back off again but i got most of the key routines of the stack down and i got the girls number easily.

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dw

I agree with this guy right here.

I was going to give a thumbs up and down to each one and help you narrow it down but I'd say you got some great stuff in there and you will flesh it out over time.

Routines are great for a few purposes:

1) To get yourself motivated to open sets and stay in the sets.

2) To ensure that you stand out enough to hook the set and keep it hooked.

If you can use them to accomplish those two things, keep your material fresh, and can vibe off the material without becoming too focused on it -- than they can really help. The "soundbites" like what you've written down -- are the best.

Some of the stuff you got up there is a little on the weird or gay side though, but again you will flesh that stuff out with practice.

Rather than stacking routine, just pick one or two in case of you run out of topic to talk, and go with the flow. Real life is unexpected, just have fun, use your creativity, what is the thrill in doing a sure fire boring approach over and over again?

This just looks like you read "The Game" on cliffnotes and compiled your favourite parts into one routine.

If you have the body language and mannerisms to pull it off, then that would be great, but this will come off as more scripted than the newest ABC reality television series.

LMFAO, there is nothing in here from "the game" exept it think the best friend's test.

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