Hey guys, first I hate texting, you can get the other person's feeling since there is no voice tone/body language to read from... needless to say, I suck at it, but girls seem to like texting...

Anyways, here's a transcript from yesterday, lemme know what you think.

HB: Starting from [random holiday] i finish working at 5 on fridays, you want to go to [my town]'s festivals on fridays?
Me: Sure, that's nice that you finish early, we can confirm the week before... What you up to tonight?
HB: I'm eating a slice of bread and watching a tv show
Me: Wow great lunch... I'm with work friends downtown, smooth evening
HB: Oh have fun buddy, good evening, I was just thinking about you! Lets see each other soon!
Me: I'm going to the mall tomorrow to buy summer clothes, you can tag along if you feel like it... Good evening!
HB: I would really like to but I can't unless you'll buy underwear and you try them in from of me. Hummmm ouf! Oulala. Lol
Me: No underwear but probably a bathing suit but it's alright, I'll ask the girl at the store to help me since you don't want to :p
HB: Ah that's mean. But I'm certain that the girl at the store has more experience since she's 40 yo. Oh that's right you like them that old. Lol
Me: Woohoo a cougar! I'll show you the tricks she'll teach me
Hb: I'd like that one of these days. Hihi!

And I left it at that, I figured that not saying anything to her would let her keep a sexual image of me, what do you think?

Also, any other comments are appreciated. Any other advice to up text game would also be appreciated since I would really like to up my text game.

Thanks!

Seems solid man, good level of playful banter and she seems interested, if you ask again, keep it up

Solid! Good job!

You showed that you didn't have to much and you were a busy person!

You Pushed then Pulled!

You made her horny and excited!

But, I wanna know more. Like where you met this girl and how it went down, because girls don't usually text a guy they just met first...

It's a long story, but to put it short, HB I dated a while back, after a while, got ljbf. I froze her, she came back, Fclosed her again, she flaked after, I froze, now she came back again.

Basically I don't care much about her anymore... she is the best lay I ever had though so if I can, I'll go at it again, but I really just wanted to see what my text game sounded like.