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phangan
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:43 am 
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I'll start, would be nice if each of us can add a good one. They don't have to be super funny, just playful, things to throw around in the first hour or two of the interaction.



"Can I ask you a very, very personal question?
"Ok....."
"Do you like blue cheese?"
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My parents used to beat me, can i have your number?
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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I was asked in a supermarket, "What grooming products do you use ?"

The woman was a bit surprised when I said "Sweets, puppies.. that sort of thing !"

T.P
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Me "What word does a feminist hate the most?"
Girl "idk"
Me "blowjob"
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girl; I have a Bf

Guy: aww really? :/ how long have u had that problem?


gets em everytime
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I actually watched a friend of mine say this to an HB8 who thought she was HB10. The ultimate neg for a guy who don't give a f**k.

guy- hey, can i smell your panties?
girl- hell no!
guy- oh, it must be your feet then!

I haven't laughed so hard ever! makes me lol just typing it!

btw, she couldn't say shit to comeback, she just turned and stormed off.
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girl- I have a bf
me- i'm not a therapist, i don't care about your problems
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haha, good ones. Keep them coming. BF lines are great.

Whenever a girl tells me she is a lesbian I go into a "lets find a girl for both us / threesome" routine... they are usually into it.
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