So I was walking down the street at this music festival and this fat girl grabbed my ass! I wasn't really attracted to her but this kinda thing doesn't happen every day to me so i stopped to see what was up. Apparently her friends and her were playing truth or dare and they let me have a turn.

The thing is, since we was the aggressor I didn't really feel like the man in this situation. I would have liked to have done something ballsy (one of her friends was quite cute) but was caught off guard since it was the afternoon outside. I just lamely told her friend to go ask a couple nearby if they wanted to have a 3-way. Maybe not the most boring thing in the world but did absolutely nothing to generate attraction. I kinda skulked off after that...

Any ideas for getting on your feet faster?

If she grabs your ass, tell her to pay. That shit ain't free.

Then introduce yourself