Stolen from some college pick up site. Made me lol. Heres the original link. It has pics and some good infield stuff

http://collegeflirt.net/happy-yogurt-bl ... -all-game/

I mean the title says it all right.


Happy Yogurt BlowJobs…

I mean what could be more clear in spelling out one of the most essential parts of strategy driven (outer game) college gaming if you are looking to consistently hook up with girls you have just met. In fact, I am going to make a statement right here…and right now

If by the end of this article, you cannot apply the principles of Happy Yogurt Blow Jobs to your game..You will always be mediocre at 1 night lays

First off… You may be confused to what a happy yogurt blowjob.

Happy Yogurt blowjob Est. 2010: Happy Yogurt is shop across the street from one of the most popular dance clubs in College Station, Texas. In my story thread (collection of all my crazy sex stories) I routinely would pull girls out of the club and take a short walk behind this business establishment. Behind it is a perfect nook where one can engage in all forms of private part induced fun.

For lack of better words this has been given many nicknames. The most basic being Happy Yogurt Blow Job. But let us not forget some of the less subtle names such as

-Yogurtizing tha bitch

-Making a Yogurt Face

-Going to get a snowcone

-THE NOOK OF FUCKING DOOM

-Making a fudge pop (very rare…and not sanitary)


Since then, this nook has become a place of legend in College Station, where men have made it there goal to partake in some form of yogurty activity. A small group of men in this town now think purely of public facials when they hear the word yogurt.

In my time in the Northgate bar distrcict several other legendary spots have been created a each creatively named.

If you doing something Dirty Behind the Tipsy Turtle.. Its called getting you shell waxed

If you fuck a girl behind Social Lounge it is amply names Being Overly Social

If you bang a girl out behind Antonio Pizza Shop, it is called Putting the Dough In the Oven

Now this might all be in good fun. However, the basis of all of these is something that is crucial to consistently fucking girls you just met when you are out for the night. The basis of all this is

KNOWING YOUR LOGISTICS (gameplan)

Happy Yogurt

This means having a plan. When a cold hearted pervert such as myself walks into a club, it is like the matrix. I am seeing my escape routes and laying my plans before I have even met a girl. While I am walkin into a club I notice an alley with a nook, I notice a place where there is not many people. (this sounds like a rape scenario…and no I have not raped a girl)

Hell… break it down even further. When I walk in a club I notice where the music I quieter so I can talk to a girl. I spot the places where it would be easy to get alone with her. I spot the bar tender that have no line so I can pull her for drinks. I understand what my plans are before I do it.

This is such fucking important it does not even make sense. Many time guys will meet a girl at a club, and the luck is just not in cards. For one of a hundred common reasons they cannot go home together. At this point most guys are like FUCK, if only her friend did not pass out. FUCK if only things had been different I would of gotten with that banging blond

My response to this. FUCK relying on factors that are out of your control. Have a plan of action before the action is taken. If you know it might rain, make sure your car is close to the club. If the girls logistics do not allow her to go home with you, know where you are going to go. If you are planning on trying to bang 3 girls in the club within 2 hours, you are going to have to know where to take them without a moments hesitation.

Very few girls are going to follow some guy as he parades around looking for a spot to fuck her in, but if he is fucking on spot and heading to a well thought out (or not thought out spot) she will follow without question. You never EVER know when lighting is going to strike. But you can be ready for it.

Happy Yogurt

A brief story that perfectly portrays this , taken straight from my Stories thread on the forums


So my good friend Xerxes has just pantst me at Antonio’s, so I am stumbling around this packed pizza place at 1 AM attempting to hit on girls in basically my underwear. I am a fucking mess, and there is no chance I am going to pull this off.

Just then, out of the corner of my eye I notice this hot blond…who for some ungodly reason is digging this. I decide pulling my pants up may be a good start, and then I approach her. Within minutes I am making out with her and slamming her against the walls in this pizza place . We are a testament to drunk stupidity.

Luckily, from experience I know a spot behind the club right next store (Social Lounge) that is literally a 15 second walk away. I grab the girls hand and tell her I have to show her this cool graffiti kitten I drew on the back wall of the club.

Next thing you know we are awkwardly fucking behind this club, and she is going crazy. The mood is killed as she continuously burns her ass on the AC generator. I think to myself…Wow this will make a good story to tell my kids… Hey kids want to hear about being Overly Social

Happy Yogurt

Now, imagine if I had not had prior knowledge walking into that pizza shop. I would of simply had to settle for making out with this blonde.. But instead.. I got some really awkward public poo nanny.

And sometimes…
Knowing is half the battle. The more you go the farther you go. Knowledge is power.



So know your battle ground like the back of your hand. You need to be like a navy seal with some sick ass intel, pulling girls left and right to the hostage rescue area.

Soon, if you are lucky… You might have a spot a tenth as cool as Happy Yogurt….

(if you are interested in EXACTLY what I say and do to get Girls to do this stuff, check out our free Ebook Interaction Catalyst

MASSIVE!
Fun read!

I'm prolly a lil older than you bro. I'm 27, but i totally agree with you and good read i must say location to f-close is very important. I have an apartment, i live alone but you NEED to have a plan of where to go. .....In my younger days....I lived w my parents, in a pretty big town but i always had my *spots* changing rooms, tanning beds, it all has to be planned or else chances of smashing fanny are slim to none. If your at the club/bar. Have that friend who you can call and crash and lay in to her.