Hey guys I got a scenario I'd like you to read. At my school, I'm currently going out with this HB9. I usually like to let my presence be known, therefore eliminating the competition. I'm well respected at my school, and so no one tries anything funny. Except for this one guy. He's one of those short cute guys that you just want to pinch his cheeks and go "NAWW" (my gf's words, not mine ROFL). Anyway I'd like him to stop hitting on my girlfriend, without breaking his jaw. Any suggestions?

why are you bothered if he's a "short cute guy that you just want to pinch his cheeks and go NAWW"?

i have a cousin 13 hes 5 foot 2 tan skin blonde hair he challenges me in everthing girls sports video game when he was ten i allways let him win but now hes a dush about it and when i actualy win he say u got lucky i allways win and i manipulated him into gettin girls like a little rescued puppy couse girls see him as there little brother but now he try to steal my sets one time i was talkin to this girl i was younger it was at a sweet sixteen then he comes along starts hittin on her she said shit like hes so cute made me sick so i kept my cool and lead him on i made him sound like a douchbag i kind of regret it couse he was family i kept my cool and i said hey lil budy i pinched his cheek playfully but really hard and patted his head he got mad and said get the fuck off i said relax buddy i was just playing im sorry if i did it to hard i didnt know you were so sensitive bro lol he said fuck u i said whatever if your in a bad mood or whatever maybe u shouldnt be hanging out there was a amog tactic like this were u palayfully hit the guys back then he get mad and looks like a douch i didnt know it at the time point is if you treat him like a child and he not a threat ur girlfriend will pickup on that and hell get angry that your treating him like a child and not taking him and i couldnt do this ar your time but when hes infront of your girlfriend and u grab ur girl and kiss her and say something romantic like hes not even there hell get pissed over that hes just talkin to your girl to get u angry

OK I don't think there was a full stop anywhere in that paragraph, but what you're basically saying is that I should treat him like a child? I'll give it a shot I guess. And yeah I'll just add that he's no threat at all to our relationship. It just bothers me that my gf doesn't know she's being hit on and converses with him.

If anyone has any other suggestions, I'd enjoy reading them.

yup just dont sound angry or insultive talk like hes a friend(that u hate)

Best way to do it is completely ignore it bro, like its no big deal. I mean seriously this guy is 5ft2 and your the man, what could he possibly have on you?

Unless hes touching her inappropriatlely? Just take a chill man, kick back and know your going out with a hot girl because people are hitting on her.

She'll know your confident and secure and it doesnt bother you and therefore that will boost her attraction to you further.

If he does over step the line, take him to one side and have a quite yet forceful word with him.

Luca

set the kid up.

make him look like he fucked with you or her in some way.

THEN beat him ass.

you will have the appearance of the moral high ground and win.

ps - when you have him down on the ground in a headlock, jabbing your fingers in his spine, whisper in his ear "ever talk to my gf again, and i will drive you out to bear country, strip of your clothes, and give you a honey bath, before turning you loose"

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ROFL Mack your posts are always a pleasure to read xD

I would so go a long with your girlfriend but take it to the next level. Get the roleplay going and make him yours and your girlfriend's son.

I would say stuff like "Let's adopt him, he could be our first child. Btw, ur getting a new name, Steven."

Keep it really playful though.

I'm using that one the next time I see him/her. Thanks for the great advice everyone, I got a lot to work with.