It's been a while sense I've left anything on here, but I need some ideas on how to approach women at work. I used to be a traveling nurse and now I work stationary at a hospital in Ohio, and I picked up an extra job as a waiter at a local eatery. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm a stud at clubs and even places like malls and supermarkets, but my major downfall is at work. It's hard for me to juggle work and keeping my head in the game while at work. I'm not even going to attempt to pick up chicks while I'm working at the hospital...just too busy and it would be really stupid, but while I'm waiting people I figured I could do something.

There is this amazing chick at work, and I'm thinking of doing some simple openers on her, like the "Are you shy" opener, cause I worked with her Saturday and she didn't say one word to me....which threw me off a bit, but I can use it to my advantage with such a simple opener.

Basically what I'm asking from you all is some openers I can do during work, that are quick but affective. Also maybe give me some pointers or examples of how you would go about it, or how you became more social during work.

_________________
You all take 'er easy. And if she's easy, take her twice.

I feel the same- In the nightclub environment Im very confident but in work I keep my head down and just get on with it. I dont talk to any women there.

Maybe its because I HATE work.
Anyway Im sure you will have no trouble, your perfectly able to game women so just do it. I say start off very slow. Open up a convo and see how it goes.

Hey...so I successfully gamed this amazing girl at work...and as always I did it without doing one neg (I think neg theory is a joke). Here is how I went about it.

Outside smoking

Me: Hey are you shy?
Girl: I can be, why?
Me: Cause I've worked with you two days now and you haven't said one word to me....I just figured you were shy.
Girl: Oh well I can be around new people. Man I'm hot.
Me: No doubt...oh, wait...you're talking about the weather right?
Girl: HAHA! Yes! What? You think I go around telling people how I look?
Me: Well I wasn't sure...but if I looked like you I'd go around telling people I'm the hottest shit sense Kanye. But you do have something good going for ya.
Girl: HAHA! You are hot!
Me: HAHA! Hell no, I look like homeless Chris Farley.
Girl: No, No...you're sexy, you're a different kind of sexy. Your beard reminds me of that guy off the Hangover.
Me: Zack What-The-Fuck's name?
Girl: YEAH! He is super hot. And you're really funny, what's your name?
Me: Guess...
Girl: You look like a Paul.
Me: HAHA! I've got a sick story about the name Paul.
Girl: Oh yeah? And what's that? I'm into sick stories.
Me: What? You've got to be kidding me.
Girl: Really...what is it?
Me: Oh, well...Haha...my ex-girlfriend used to call my penis Peter Paul.
Girl: WHAT!? HAHA! Why's that?
Me: Cause it reminded her of a Zorro candy car. You know...white outside, black inside.
Girl: HAHA! That is sick...she sounds like a freak.
Me: She was a monster. What's your name?

*Me looking at her name tag*

Me: Micki?
Girl: YEP!
Me: Oh no, if we're going to be talking we need to do something about your name.
Girl: Huh? Why's that?
Me: Cause now everytime I talk to you I'll be thinking of that cartoon Micky Mouse. And you're much too fine for me to be calling you Micki.
Girl: HAHA! Yeah, Micky Mouse. I get that a lot!
Me: I've got the perfect nick-name for you're extreme hotness.
Girl: Oh yeah? What would that be?
Me: Honey-Bee Sweetness.
Girl: HA! That works for me!
Me: Good, cause now I'll make management make you a nametag with that on it.
Girl: HELL YEAH!
Me: Hey, My brother and I are having a party this weekend. Give me your phone.
Girl: OK *hands me her BlackBerry*
Me: *Puts my number in her phone, and hands her my Palm Pre*
Her: How do you work this thing?
Me: *Shows her how to move around the phone, and see her put her number in my contacts*
Me: Now if you're wanting to party with me, there is only one rule.
Her: What's that?
Me: Never bum a cigarette off me unless you're willing to smoke Virginia Slims.
Her: HAHA! You're too crazy. I love it.

I think I handled things perfectly.

_________________
You all take 'er easy. And if she's easy, take her twice.