Ok so I'm 32 years old, pretty good game but I just lost my job (medical equipment sales). I'm pretty much broke. In the past, when I've been in this situation, I've been able to pull a cougar in about a 3 week time period and be living with her before I was homeless. I sorta fake feelings (lasting usually about 3 months before I can't stand living with her anymore).

Right now I'll be facing homlessness again in 2 weeks. I need to find a cougar asap so I can do my thing. All I need it as is a gap-bridger til I get my next job. I just moved here in December so I don't know where cougars hang out. Will anyone sarge with me? If you're not interested, can you tell me any lounges/bars where there's a ton of cougars? Thanks in advance. The clock starts ticking right now on my time constraint!

I feel dirty just having read this. Excuse me while I go take a shower to wash off the slime...

Ya do what ya gotta do when times get tough!

totally reminds me of the movie 'Spread'

I'm not from SF but here in Germany there are always special partys for people over 30, 40 or 50

Also you could check out the high-end boutiques in order to get a rich cougar

two points.

1. this is just fucked up

and

2. dude, the best place to find vulnerable cougars isn't in a bar, it's on the internet

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Craigslist.

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I've got 99 problems but...

lol mate