i met what appeared to be an HB9 on plenty of fish... talked for a month...played like i was only half interested in her. tons of sexual enuendos in the texts so i could get an easier lay when the time came.

we met and she turned out to have 20 or 30 extra pounds in the wrong places...in the face, and a beer-ish belly. and she just talked and talked, but said nothing.
needless to say i wasnt attracted at all..

...i showed no physical interests on our date...never touched her once besides a hug hello and goodbye..let her do all the talking...and i probably said "yeah?" 100 times. she didnt get the point

woke up to 6 texts msgs... shes appears to be attached now
i dont want her to slash my tires... how do i lay her off easy?

First off plenty of fish... Online bitches be crazy.

Second tell her straight up that you're not interested.
Be direct and honest or she may not get it.

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When sarging online, you want to arrange a meet as soon as possible in order to avoid these kinds of situations. If she's unwilling to meet, there's usually something she's hiding. It's real simple: you are not willing to invest a lot of time and energy into someone you haven't met. If she can't understand that, then there's something else at play and you need to end it there.

Of course it's too late for that now as you're already in the situation. I agree that you should be upfront. If you want to be a bitch about it, you could make something up like girls do when they're not interested, but I think it shows more character to be honest. Personally, I'd explain to her that she's just not the person you thought she was. I like women with some confidence, and the fact that she didn't have enough confidence to be herself is a big turn-off for me. I'd also explain that I don't think we have much in common. The one-sided conversation should be evidence of that.

hahaha dude!

sorry, i had to laugh...but only because i feel your pain.

i went through a similar experience. VERY. SIMILAR.

here is what you do:

1. first, you concoct a story (in your own mind) of some huge life-altering event!

(for instance: going overseas on missionary work, recently discovered you are gay, you've been diagnosed with terminal cancer, you've recently converted to a new religion and have no time for relationships, etc) you get the point!!!

2. second, you call her! and you sell that motherfucking story. you sell it like your life depends on it. GET DRAMATIC if she protests! turn it around on her about how hurt you are that she can't understand how difficult this "sudden life change" has been for you.

3. third, finish with "well i am sorry that we can't even be friends, but i'm moving on with my life now. goodbye!"

4. fourth and finally, you cut all ties. ALL TIES! you hear me?!!! if you fuck this step up, your life is doomed! she will forever haunt you.

PS - before doing any of this, have an escape plan, change your phone numbers, phase out your email accounts, or at least switch all your other contact to other emails, so that you can shut that one down on a moment's notice, fucking disappear off facebook. dude, you need to go into stealth mode!

good luck, man. you are going to need it.

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

To summarise
I've tried the subtle way and a year later she still has no clue.

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I'm a winner - I am going to win.

Tell her you have had a depression relapse and have had to have your medication changed but you're hearing voices with the new medicine and last night when you were polishing your knives they started "beaming voices" into your head saying that "she" (the HB9) is the one. And would she like to go for a walk "miles from anywhere"

The block and ignore features on Facebook and chat programs are your friends. I give a chick four days on those, that is all it takes to find out if a chick that is showing you interest is a nut job. Some take a bit longer cause they lie better, but generally speaking.

hahah some funny ass replys,

i chose the first couple options...honesty for the most part.

told her i didnt feel any chemistry when we met up, little in common, etc...hence why i didnt pull any moves on her.

I let her know that i didnt want to hurt her by turning the situation into a "friend with benifits" deal knowing she wanted more

She was glad i told her that and insured me that she wasnt going to just sleep around with me, howver still asked if we were going to hang out again soon haha.

just doesnt get the point

told ya

you need to tell her you're gay

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what dr. house brings to medicine, i bring to everyday life (an extreme dose of cynicism), don't listen to the curmudgeon!

Tell her directly, "Hey, I'm not really attracted to you. I don't want to be harsh but it's something I have to feel, and you just don't make me feel it. Sorry." Used it before, worked before.

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Social interactions and fun, that's why I'm here.

Ha I know the pain you feel! I had this one chick I hung out with one night, she started this whole "what are we" thing and visited me at work and called like 4x a day even when she knew I was working. I put a stop to it pretty quick. Well, in September she wanted to have sex and I was like it's like this, if we do this it doesn't mean anything ok? She said yeah, I get it. So she comes over. The sex was so bad. I was bored out of my mind. I faked an orgasm, told her I had to go to bed early so she would leave and then I sat up all night talking to my ex on Yahoo Messenger. Next day she's like "was I bad" and I told her I don't like to talk about that kind of stuff. Took moving my ex in to run her off... then when I was packing for my recent move she wants to come over and help me pack and I am like ok, cool. So I tell her to come over the next day and we'll get a pizza and work on the apartment. So I wait and I wait and finally I call and I am like where the fuck are you? You still going to help me? She replies with "What are we"...

I am like I am moving to fucking Akron, what the hell do you think we are? FRIENDS. She says then I am not coming over to help you... LMAO So tell the bitch yer moving. Works like a charm. Or you tell her you still have a thing for your ex. My ex is my best friend so it worked for me, she was in on it and laughing the whole time.