RAFC here trying to work on improving my text game. I've gotten much better recently, not answering questions directly, and being more interesting, but i can still use some help.
Convo with coworker... I've been getting some IOI's from her at work...but she's a feisty one:
ME: Whoa! Thx for the soda earlier. Even though it was warm, its the thought that counts
HB8: Ha, i know. thx. You did look cute on stand earlier (Im a lifeguard)
me:

thats the look i was going for.
HB8: Success
Me: Although i dont know how cute i look stuffing my face with a burrito right now.
HB8: Nice, im having grilled cheese.
Me: Nice. this burrito is amazing, and this queso is better than sex.
HB8: Whats that? (probably asking about the queso...but i took advantage)
Me: Sex? you''ll learn soon grasshoppa...
HB8: Rollseyes...trust me hun there are things i could show you

(this is where i think i start messing up)
Me: oh really? like what....im not easily impressed.
HB8: giggles

you wont ever know.
Me: Ha. thats what i expected
Hb8: mhmm
What should i change? what are some alternative texts to weak texts that i sent... Im not very good with witty responses, in text or in person....and its definitely killer on my game. any suggestions?
Also...how should i respond to that last text.
thanks