Am i gaming this girl, bareing in mind, this is just me around women. not attempt at line or shit, i wanna know if what i'm doing is good.

Me:Bonjour Shortness, How are you?.
Her:Hello there. -.- I am very well thanks, yourself?.
Me:That face is? Good to hear, i'm am very well thankyouu.
Her:annoyed .gooooood.
Me:good day a college? Learn how to "perm" ?? .....
Her:yes thanks ... nope did colouring have a good day? doing whatever .... ?.
Me:aahhh, i need blonde highlights, your able to do that for me right???
Her:yes !! .
Me:cool, i'll be round in 20 minutess.
Her::L okay.
Me:evidentally i am joking as i cannot get there, and i somehow think it would suit me Sorry about the big word :/.
Her:shame. pahaa :/ plz use smaller words. thanks .
Me:you should go all emo on yourself, get black hair (Y) be adventurous .
Her:hmmmm .... no ty, i shall pass.
Me:up too anything tonight Shorty .
Her:grrrrrr. go shrink yourself then i wont be that short to you. + 5ft3 isnt SHORT ill have you know, its NORMAL. ermmm i dont know probs nothing you tallman.
Me::L calm down poppit Short = goodI'm going round a mates to watch football..
Her:Tall = bad.
Me:oo ouch *****, that hurt.
Her:good .
Me::L you've turned evil!.
Her:lolololol. .
Me:do you learn something different everyday at college?Because i thought hairdressing consisted of razor, scissor cut, comb/brush.
Her:not anymore, it was something like each week but cos were at the end were just doing assessments :)why was that bold.
Me:didnt realise if you put a * it makes it boldat the start and the end.
Her: wooooo clever .:L
Her:you are smart.
Me:you are also .
Her:lies.
Me:i think you are.. Honestly .
Her:HA HA yeaaa totally.
Me::L soo negative you are.
Her:i knowww heheee.
Me:Positive **** you passing your assignments then? assessments*.
Her:yes.
Me:(Y) you = clever now?.
Her:yep |:.
Me:Who or what are you practicing on
Her:my friend and my 'dolls head'.
Me:hahha, sounds awesome.
Her:very. do u have a job now ?.
Me:no, not as of yet... 2 1/2 weeks it has been now. Your then one who is going to need to get a well payed job, i'm gonna be sitting at home while you earn the money for me .
Her:pfffttt yeaa right.
Me:your gonna need to be on good money cos the holidays we go on are quite expensive.
Her:PAHA cheeek.
Me:Plus my aspiring golf career(Y)
Her:-.- get of ur ass& worki want to work ina club.
Me:nightclub yeah?.
Her:yes.
Me:A danceer?? :L.
Her:nooo :O :Lcan you own a nightclub &n ill work for you.
Me:yeah, give me 10 mintues and ill sort that out for youu bearing in mind your still underage.
Her:okaay ... but by time u sort things then ill be 18 :)do u go clubbin?.
Me:yes. I'm not a dancer though, i don't like people staring at me like a sex object.... :L.
Her:pahaha ! i dont wana be a nightclub dancer though .
Me:you can be the doorman?with your miserable look .
Her:im not hench enough :|ill be the DJ.
Me:Whats your DJ name then
Her: DJ *****
Me: what abpit DJ Shortness or DJ shorty, has more of a ring to it.

Kinda...

I mean, this seems like a kinda fun conversation, and you seem to be getting slight cocky-funny attraction. It seems like you have a very loose control of the situation and conversation, and you're being to complementive of her and talking about shit that doesn't really matter to build attraction (Her job), she's looking at you like a cool friend not a sexy guy that she wants to sleep with. Remember that you're the prize, and be sexy when you talk to her. Fuck her job.

What subjects then? any posts about building the sexual aspect??

This was on Facebook by the way

Talk about sex. That's how you start a sexual conversation.

After she says something funny say something like:

"Oh I can tell you're going to be trouble. I bet you're the kind of girl that likes to be spanked huh?"

If she says yes, say prove it and request a picture of her smacking her ass for you.

If she says no, say "Pssh, whatever. I guess I'll have to train you right. Do you lie to every guy you talk to?"

Just things to make her unstable, you're pulling too much in your conversation with her. You need to balance push and pull, so what I just described is push. A whole conversation too relient on one or the other (JUST push or JUST pull) will turn a girl off. Pull her close by being intimate and caring, then push her away by questioning her reality and intentions. Keep her on her guard, then make plans (by TELLING her) you're going to go clubbing or hang out. Then get her #. Rinse, repeat.

cheers Viscus, but this girl does not seem the sexual kind. (Not totally comfortable talking about sex) and i think that is why i haven't talked about it much. when face to face my body language and the way i look at her creates the sexual attraction.

the thing is, if i said that would she not be a little weirded out? :L