I butted in front of these three HB's who were in line at the SPAM. This was at a bar.

One said, "Hey, you cutted!"

I spun around and started negging their balls off.

"Not only did I butt in front of you, I'm going to check my balance, count my money and read my entire reciept, so get comfortable."

They loved it. My friend kept apologizing.

He kept saying, "Sorry about. Stop it man. I'm sorry."

The brunette one looked at me and said, "He's hilarious." And then the blonde one stepped to me and asked, "What's your story."

How do I respond to this question so early in the courting process? I didn't want to over-neg. I thought avoiding the question would look suspicious, like I'm hiding something. Although, it's too soon to answer seriously.

Someone help me.

She likes you. Tell her a story! Throw in a quick DHV story, and then say something like ok your turn.

For example:

Her: What's your story?
You: Guess!
Her: I don't know!
You: Hmm, ok tell you what I'll tell you a story and then you tell me a story.. So the other day .... (story)
Her: Wow.
You: OK your turn, tell me something interesting!
Her: Gee I don't know!
You: That's why it would never work out between us.
Her: Ok I have one, ....

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"I'd tell her to go shove her face in the pig pen, and go out and find another one who'll kiss you without askin for the earth. You're bound to find one. You can hardly throw half a brick back in the lands you come from without hittin one."
Stardust