I'm a pretty cool guy like to roll in a smooth way and this girl said, "Wow." And I said, "what?" She said, "You think it's your swag. Why can't you just stop." Then I said, "I am who I am." She said, "No..posing is your thing, your disability."

I text in a different way too. I say "ight" and "ye" etc. This girl keeps trying to put me down about it. She says things like, "Don't say "ye" it's not cute."

Is it because she doesn't feel as cool or what? Sounds like jealousy to me, I don't know. I got out of a pool once (I'm buff and tend to move slowly) and she called me a showoff.

It sounds like jelousy to me too, keep doing what you do best and get rid of her.

There all shit tests...

if she tells you to slow down...don't explain yourself..tell her to speed up and if she can't keep up just say it.

If she tells you to speed up...say something like damn I know you like to watch my every move but what's the rush...i'll get there when I get there..

if she doesn't like your spelling...tell her she can always go read a dictionary.

but do it all in a funny teasing way