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| Advantage_ | PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:41 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:58 am Posts: 1 Location: Cork Ireland | | Hey guys, new to this, this is my first post, need a good opener for a hb9 in my college library.
Any suggestions?
I'll let u know how it goes!! _________________ Advantage
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| Breaker19 | PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:05 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:44 pm Posts: 19 | | Ask her what she's reading.
Tell her it sounds lame.
Act like a loveable cocky bastard for a few minutes then tell her to put her number in your phone so you can call her later and start a two-person book club with her. Done.
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| Fireball | PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:06 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Sun May 09, 2010 11:02 pm Posts: 247 Location: London | | "Hi, I'm interested in this book but I can't read, could you please read the back for me and summarize?"
You: "Hi, what do you think of this book cover?"
Her: "You can't judge a book by its cover!"
You: "I could judge you by your cover!" + Cold Read _________________ "I'd tell her to go shove her face in the pig pen, and go out and find another one who'll kiss you without askin for the earth. You're bound to find one. You can hardly throw half a brick back in the lands you come from without hittin one."
Stardust
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