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what do you guys think I can do to become more interesting so I can become the AMOG when opening a set?
Get a fucking LIFE.
Seriously. You could spend hours every night crafting "dhv routines" (e.g. LIES) about crazy times you've had, girls you know, holidays you've been on, hobbies you do, or you can actually GO OUT AND DO THOSE THINGS!
Sasha told a story of a friend of his who was a really nice guy, but spent all his free time playing video games. One time he comes home, and sure enough the guy is sitting in front of a screen just pressing the spacebar over and over again? On the screen is a black guy flexing his biceps.
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Oh, in this game I want to go on a date with this girl, but I need to goto the gym first and get built enough, and then I can go out with her." His friend replied
"Uh, why don't you actually go to the gym in REAL LIFE, and then actually go out on an actual date with a REAL WOMAN?"
"....fuck that!"
You wanna be that guy? No, you don't.
If you're already naturally funny, then put yourself into random situations every day, and then your DHV stories are telling the story of the time you did X and Y random thing and everybody got wet or the girl punched you in the face or the police came, etc.
If you're going around pursuing your interests, meeting new people and getting involved in social events ALL THE TIME, then you never need to worry "what can I talk about" - you'll be bursting at the seams to tell anyone who'll listen about all this crazy stuff!