are we still soppose to get shit tests from girlfriends? i thought that ended once people date? im having a hard time answering these shits tests.. it seems like no matter if i smell good or dont have a smell, if i have gum in my mouth or not but i have OK breath.. she goes you smell bad or your breath stinks when i know it doesnt? its obv shit tests i just dunno what to say to that any ideas?

maybe you really do stink?

we can't always smell ourselves.

"brushing your teeth" does not take care of bad breath.

at the least, good oral hygiene MUST include:

- flossing
- brushing teeth and gums
- thoroughly scraping tongue
- rinsing thoroughly
- and using a mouthwash that is antibacterial, but doesn't dry
- staying hydrated
- and/or chewing gum to stay hydrated
- also concentrate on NOT mouth breathing as it makes you stink

some people have chronic halitosis and do not know it.

i worked with a guy, who could make an entire room stink within one minute of walking into it. he had no idea.

we called him

- booty breath
- bb king (booty breath king)
- ol' AB (ol' ass breath)

and, finally

- donkey fart mouth

* i once put a care pack of mouthwash and a tongue scraper on the seat of his workvan.

also, you can not smoke.

you will chronically have bad breath.

it's not your teeth or mouth that stink, it's your throat and lungs, and the rotten air coming out of them...

i dont smoke, but she then says shes kidding, and no one ever ever said that to me not a family member or a close best friend who would easily tell me because im open with my best friends.. its a shit test.. im debating how to respond..

I once dated a hot bitch type of woman. She'd bust my balls every chance she gets. From my tan, to what I was wearing on my feet. Ignoring it works. If you want to say something to her, find a flaw on her and point it out. Do it the same way she does, point it out, give her shit for it, then say "just kidding!".

Tell her "Good then I don't have to kiss you tonight, I don't want my lips touching a stuck up mouth anyways, when you change your attitude tell me."

It might be harsh but they thats what they get.

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