When texting multiple girls make sure to text the right girl the right text. Clearly Melissa Mom (A mom HB8.7) and Melanie Cosi (Girl who flirts with me from cosi HB7) are too different girls.......Just needed to vent this one. Thanks pickup artist Community.

-JEDI-

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-JEDI-

Pick Up Guru In Training.

FANTASTIC advice.

I just ended a relationship with a girl with the same first name as my mother.

I'm not sure what's more awkward -

Texting my mother at 2 AM saying "I want to fuck your brains out"

or,

Getting a response the next day saying "You sound just like your father"

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"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"I'm going to give you a definite... maybe."

LMAO!!!!!!!! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! LMFAO!! In my case i deided to do some role playing trying to be cute and spontaneous to a girl, its snwoing where i live so i said something like

"pushes you in the snow" -me

melanie cosi-"she said flips you over and covers you with snow"

me (mystery method text) "Yeah well i pull you ontop of me and i go into dialogue with you as im about to kiss you i say 'we are moving pretty fast we should slow this down mwah!' " (thinking it was melissa mommy which whom i have a date with this weekend)

i had sent melissa a text of an ice cream cone i was eating with the text yummy. then i proceeded to say to melanie how there was the very hyperactive child in the yogurt shop.

i even said this made me think of you
(i think you can get away with saying anything so long as you say it made me think of you)

i meant all of this to melissa but said it to melanie. melanie threw her boyfriend shield up but complimented me on my persistence. i know melissa is single so it cued me in to check whom i was texting.

to make matters more akward i had to pull an AFC MOVE. I SENT MELISSA A PICTURE of me pointing to my cheek thinking the whole time, i was speaking to her. that means i sent to two pics with no response and i had to recover so i texted melissa "that pic is where im your supposed to get a kiss lmao ttyl" (i really need to watch my texts the grammer and target of who is kissing who doesnt even make sense)

well i know melanie cosi will be around hell shes got a bf and im her onitis and melissa is a busy 22 year old single mother of two. and i always make her laugh and smile. she will probably let it all go. i think i have enough rapport with her to get away with it

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-JEDI-

Pick Up Guru In Training.

"melissa is a busy 22 year old single mother of two"



Really, dude? I mean, every girl needs loving but it's clear to me this Melissa chick has gotten plenty already.

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"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center."

"I'm going to give you a definite... maybe."

haha yeah man im in for a real experience in life! haha. Truth be told its been slow lately for me. im great at picking up girls and i can generally get any girls number, its finding the time and progressing that i have some difficulty with.

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-JEDI-

Pick Up Guru In Training.