Classic shyt tests
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SCENARIO 1:
Girl: Do you like curves on a girl? Because i have some.
You: Yes, my ex-girlfriend was a parabola
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Girl: What do you look for in a girl?
You: She has to be able to provide for me while I look after the kids, Bluish/Blondish hair, Must be trained properly, She has to know how to tap dance
The mistake in your response was that you already half-blew the shyt test by engaging her in logic and answering legitimately.
But if it does go that far...
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Girl: What do you look for in a girl?
Me: Straight hair, outgoing (blah blah blah)
Girl: Oh, i don't have straight hair you probably wouldn't like me
You: You can always get a tape up if you're that interested in me
or
You: I make exceptions for women who can cook with Jedi Proficiency, if that's you?
or
You: Yah probably not, curly hair makes me think of Nazis [/code]