so theres this chick i've been gaming for the past week and a half..

long story short.. hung out twice. k-closed both times.. we spoke yesterday & i said i had something to tell her but she had to wait until today for me to tell her since she didnt answer one of my calls..

it worked and now im picking her up from work tonight and gonna try to f-close her.

shes going to ask what was it that i had to tell her... i cant think of anything good besides... "i think you're growing on me" and proceed to tell her that ive been using some of her weird words that she uses(all lies)... only because she'll probably think that i want to tell her that i like her. any help is useful

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If she wants to hear the "I like you" then tell her anything but that. Keep starting as if you were telling her, and then very purposefully disappoint her. It'll be a fun little game.

Keksman's right on that.

@Shitsweak87-Definitly never tell her what she wants to hear;at least not when she's expecting it.

Plus,you dont have to tell her anything at all;just drop it.

Telling her she's growing on you isnt a bad line.

But beware of creeping her out by having her think you're getting too attached way too soon.

Most women are fine with just having flings.

You dont want to scare her off with heavy talk of being attached and growing on you.

I would forget about the whole growing on me line.

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you could tell her something totally stupid (but hilariously funny) like a joke?

tell her a joke!

(but totally sell it, then bang her till she passes out)

make it a good one-liner though...

I liked the idea of just not addressing it and changing the thread completely. I would do myself good to remember that silence is often times the best option. Your showing her you can take control and she will appreciate that when you are bulldogging that ass.

If you fail to shake her and want to try other dudes joke idea I have a perfect one that fits his description.
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Her: Who's There
You: Smell Mop
Her Smell Mop Who (will sound like smell my poo)
You: Jeez and I thought I was kinky!?!

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

took this advice and ran 100yds with it. i kept on pulling/pushing & negging her like crazy, but she loved it! she kept saying that "im one of a kind" (thanks to what i've learned from this site) so we drove to the movies which was closed at 1030pm like wtf! that would've been an easy fclose on a wednesday night. so we ended up grabbing sum fast food etc. (my right hand rubbing her inner thigh 40% of the drive)

she wouldnt let me go inside because her parents were home. nbd for me (no big deal) she asked me am i "the type of guy that waits for the female to tell you they like you 1st" question. i responded with " i need 30 seconds to answer that question" and did the whole triangle stare thing and went in and kissed for about a minute straight and told her "i just answered your question twice"

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continuation..


she LOVED when i said "i just asnwered your question twice, moral of the story? i didn't get to smash but she ended up pecking wood lol

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