Hi guys,

Well, as much as I'd love to say being celibate hasn't effected my emotional state, it has. I've become a right grumpy arse!

The challenge was initially to search for personal validation outside of the female social contract. It has ended up revealing much much more! In 10 fricking days! I feel so weak. I can resist all things but temptation.

Words of warning have become truer than I'm happy to admit. Even warnings from women, about it, have come true.

Words of truth:

1. Telling people you're celibate will get you laid more.
This has proved to become true. Which sucks. As a chat up line it works, but when you're expecting support from women in your life, it doesn't.

2. You'll want to fuck anything and everything.
Not quite true, but your standards do drop a fair bit. Found myself looking at women and thinking, it's ok, beauty is only a light switch away....or a paper bag. Then you remember you're trying to be celibate and shouldn't be looking anyway.

3. Everything will remind you of sex.
I'm not sure how true this was. I went out with some mates to a club and I was reminded of all the things I'd done in that club. Then I was reminded of lots of sex. Damn I missed sex......oh wait, I still do.

4. When you're not looking for the perfect girl, you'll find her.
These are words from a woman. Women don't often give great advice, but their warnings are prophetic/psychic! I have not found the perfect girl. I have found 3 of them! Two are just stunning! Small waist, huge tits, really pretty, and emo looking (emo girls have emotional issues, stay away from real emo chicks! Just go for the image ones that dress that way but are NOT insane!!!). The third is a girl that I apparently knew from 6 years ago. Met her clubbing in Manchester and she knew me very well. Apparently we've not fucked which is definately a good thing because from 6 years ago she would have been 14, (and before you say it No I don't hang out with school kids, but I used to help out at local youth groups) but I'm not sure how she knows me. We decided I must be a friend of a friend. Even though she remembers hanging out with me in a group. I think she may have a sister called Zoe (an old FB) but thought it better not to ask incase I was right and blew my chances with her. She's 20, very petite, fucking sexy emo chick!!!

5. You'll start obsessing with old FB's and GF's.
Obsessing is the wrong word. Reminicing is the right word to use. And it isn't good thinking of all the women you've slept with. It's even worse when you go shopping and start thinking of women and the things you've done. You end up walking around with your hand in your pocket holding down the hardest erection you've had in a while. Not a great experience! You also end up doing that in clubs!!! Once again, not the best thing when you're talking to your new favourite petite emo.

6. You'll start having X-ray eyes
This is fucking true! You start seeing women and undressing them asap! You look at their breasts and imagine their nipple style/size. You figure out if they shave or not. You can even see what underwear they are wearing. Obviously I can't see broken bones and don't actually have superhero eyes!!! But you start mentally stripping all women you find attractive! I'm not sure if most guys do this on a regular basis, as the people I speak to seem to think it's common, but it's 100% new to me.

Being Celibate right now sucks! I want to keep with the challenge, but I'm not sure if I will. If I end up with my emo chicks, I'm closing my challenge down instantly. If I get with 2 or all 3 of my emos at the same time...I'm making a subscription website and will post a link on here!!!

Need help, encouragement, advice, anything but words of wisdom that seem to come true and make me want to go on a sexual rampage and ruin girl after girl in ways they didn't realise possible. Damn I miss sex. It's only been 10 fuckless days!!!!

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Day I don't quite know, of Celibacy Challenge

This truly sucks!!!