Me: Hey, do you remember that fat kid from our class..the one that looked like he ate one of his classmates?? He made fun of me today and said, "Follow your nose Toucan Sam" So I tell this kid while pointing at him, "Hey stop giving me that gay look, and yes I did follow my nose and found a fruit loop"

Alyce: hahahaha thats funny! why was he making fun of you?

Me: B/c when the teacher asked us what business we wanna open up, he said Burger King and then I guess I laughed my ass off the loudest :/

Alyce: Haha well it's okay:) that kid should open up a subway!

Me: A subway ~.^?! Shit you got jokes..but you seem a lot more shy irl..

Alyce: ehh im not shy once im comfrotable with people. but i mean its kinda imtimidating beimg the youngest person in the room. haha

Me: Damn Elizabeth, you were so good last night

Me: Lulz but your room isn't at school is it

Elizabeth is FAKE! I made her up just to create jealousy.

damn dude how old are you.

seriously all u did was rip some guy. what a DHV that must be for her. haha u made a fat joke.
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hahahaha it doesnt does it. i like how you summed up his dhv, its true. i want chicks like that.

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Elizabeth is FAKE! I made her up just to create jealousy haha

Update:

I gave her a reason why I ripped the guy in the first place and it also made her laugh, humor counts doesn't it?

Me: Oh shi- pardon me for that text! Anyways give me that portrait your drawing of me, even if I'm a good-looking stick figure. And I got your nose and lips down today, ugh such a complicated face. You're taking me hours girl

Her: hahahaha aww :p wellll i willll!


This girl seems wayyy too down to earth. She won't flirt or tease back. She doesn't ignore me or anything, she just talks "normal" with me. Maybe I should get normal and stop with the flirting since she's being so formal.

I don't get the Elizabeth bit. So you and a girl are talking and you just blurb out "Damn Elizabeth, you were so good last night" - did you say it to your phone or just to the girl?

I sent it to her as a message in her inbox right before I sent another message to her replying what she said before.

The Elizabeth part is terrible and she is not flirting because she sees you as either a friend or some one she has no interest in...

Aw man, what a damn fail that was. It was supposed to make her wonder, make her jealous a bit, what the hell. It was a technique I read about that should work; accidentally texting the wrong girl about another girl

Yea but u dropped that in just when she opened up to you about not being shy once she gets comfortable... So basically your timing for making her jealous was completely off...

HEADS UP!!!

So when she stopped responding to me, I did the same. Today she came out of nowhere and started to talk to me on facebook! She's like, "you never talk to me at school". Then she asked me, "so! did you finish my portrait yet, how far are you?" I said, "i won't tell you, but far." then we kept chatting and all and I said "I promise" in response to when she said i don't talk to her at all.

then to agitate things even more, I told her she caught me in a rush and that i had to go without telling her why.

so tomorrow i'm gonna be like, "what you doing, what you doing" while smiling, then flirting some more and then when we go our separate ways, i will hug her (to enforce a certain level of comfort for the next step...to kiss her forehead immediately after)

she is a straight up HB10 and i'm kind of at a loss of words around her so i gotta keep brainstorming and paying attention to what she says to make it as natural as possible.

her mom is from nicaragua and hangs out with her indian friend whose my friend too and so when i see them, i'll be like, "what's up india? what's up nicaragua? what you doing what you doing?"


my plan for like next monday when we go our separate ways again would be to kiss her on the left cheek, then right cheek, and then just go in and kiss close her in a fraction of a second right before we split to go to each other's classes


SPITTIN' GAME LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW...YEAHHHHH ;D

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Where to begin.

Don't promise her ANYTHING
Don't make her a portrait (WTF???)
Well done for using a time constraint (I guess a stopped watch is right twice a day..)
Don't say "what u doing, what u doing" WTF does that even mean???
Don't kiss her on the forehead
Don't go for a K-close for the first time in such a public place
Give them nicknames if u want, but try and be a bit more original.

You say she's a 10, fine (I love south american girls too!) but I bet she has at least ONE flaw, somewhere. Maybe she puts on too much makeup, or she has a little beauty spot on her neck, or she smiles crooked, or something. FIND that flaw and realise she is NOT perfect. She is just any other girl.

I assume (I actually hope, given what you've said) that you're in high school. The trick to high school and college game is social proof. Make sure you're making friends with as many people in different social circles, guys and girls, participating in activities and generally living a fun life. Having social proof will help you get girls and it will give you something actually INTERESTING TO SAY once you talk to them. It also makes having to do cold approaches completely redundant.

My advice with this girl is to find something fun you're doing with friends (hopefully a mixed group) outside of school and invite her to it (like the box social or whatever it is you kids are doing these days...). Have fun with her and the group, break off at some point, isolate her and kino escalate and build comfort.

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What if I'm like, "You got the cutest crooked smile"

I only promised I would talk to her when she said I don't talk to her because all that time I haven't said a word to her in real life so I gave her some "power" this one time.

Today she was going the other direction and not the long way so I could work my plan on her which I won't work anymore. Anyways, I go up to her and approach her from the side. I had the biggest smirk on my face and I was like, "hey, there you are and I said, I was in a rush and I can't talk much to her and then I felt like I was running into a dead end but I was like, "oh I said i wasn't gonna tell you how far i was on the drawing but i finished your face" then blah blah forgot what else I said since I was stalling my ass off. Then my friend was listening to us and he was laughing and I started to laugh too and I was like "haha why you laughing, what's so funny!??"

It was such a fail. But at least she was giving me that look as if, "aw he's seems so shy that he's cute". But still, it was bullshit. I understand this whole PUA stuff when I think about it but in real life I'm so slow and uncreative and unoriginal. I get all the theory stuff but I just can't get that natural game. I lack humor, I forget shit, I'm not clever enough to give witty remarks.

Yeah, with that attitude. Get rid of your limiting beliefs. Surely you joke around with your friends? You will get the confidence to do so in front of beautiful women, you just have to relax, realise they're just people too, and get out there and practice.

Re-read my post and actually try implementing what I said. Social proof will get you girls way more easily than trying to cold approach girls in hallways, trust me. With high social proof, girls will open YOU.

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Blond guy is absolutely right on the "social proof" thing !! It really works as the girls are seeking survival value in men !!

building social proof takes time and will benefit you in future and make ur game rock solid !!

good luck with this HB10 !!