"do you have to be so damn perfect? Okay. #3 plz. lol"

I was doing the "three things about you that would make me want to get to know you better" thing. She gave her first, and I gave two of mine to one-up her. This was her response to my first two.

I was thinking "fuck that, flattery doesn't put you above the rules. You first!"

The start of the routine was jarring to her, but in a good way like "this dude's got balls." She's rich as fuck and in her mid-to-late 30s I think. She's got a Lambo, Jerry! A Lambo!

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"you are WAY younger than me.... let's hear your thoughts on THAT. lol"

Man, what the hell. I have very few ideas on this one. Her age isn't on her profile, but I figured she was no older than 38. Some pictures though... they make me wonder.

I don't know, guys.

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soooooooooooooooo diffuse the shit test and take it to the absurd?

"Yah I'm the youngest guy EVER, I'm like five years old.... you won't believe what happen to me today, I was......"

In the future, personally I'm in college and lots of times I come across girls who are older (for me max 25). What like doing is before they can shit test me about my age I do it first I go "You are 25 aren't you,,,, yah this would never work out, you are too old for me, you are like MILF...." 99% laugh it off and the whole topic on the age thing is gone.

I'm not sure if you can use this on women who are 30+, or maybe you can making it into "milf/cougar" role play, many women have fantasies about seducing young men, maybe it can work out. Try it a couple of times.

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^^^ Tremendous.

So I used V3nu's angle:

"You're right. I need to go change my diaper. Hey, it's not like you're wearing a colostomy bag."

"Hehe. Nice." was her reply.

I'm pretty sure I made it past that hurdle by keeping my no bullshit brand of fun and funny frame. I'm going for a number close here, but don't really know how to get back on track. In person it'd be a breeze, but this message shit is so weird. I'd rather not screw this up, as it'll guarantee me some sugar mama fun when I get back to America. I will get road head in that car after posting "what's wrong with a guy who wants to get his dick sucked while driving his supercar?" in another thread several weeks ago.

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Thumbs up ... keep working it

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I escalated to commenting on her status as a DHV tactic since older people are so bloody proper and polite on Facebook. I got a "you are so funny!

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