With HB9. First text convo was from yesterday, second one today.
Me: Shoulda kept the sombrero
9: fuckin wish
Me: You want it that bad? I'll go ask lol
9: naw we'll just have to go to mexico for it
Me: Tickets are booked. We're in a beach villa, dinner is at 8 and I've got you in the spa on saturday
9: I'm sooo in lets do it!
Me: Don't forget to pack the monkey!
9: It fuckin ran away, it's okay I have another one
Me: This is why I can't buy you nice expensive things
9:

Me: I'll call the exterminator and we can deal with it tomorrow, let's just call it a night
9: You're the best husband ever hope you know that!
Me: Thanks babe! Couldn't ask for a better wife, who else would I chase animals for?
9: Nobody

Me: Just don't let me hear about you messin around with Esteban the pool guy or were done
Me: Need your opinion on something. I'm thinking about going over to The Links tonight to see this girl I haven't seen in a couple days, you may know her. Only problem is she hasn't gotten back to me with her plans tonight. Do I just wait till she lets me know or be whatever?
9: Hahaha well she is going to the bar cuz she's in fact an alcoholic now buttt golf soon!!
Me: Seeing as how it's her bday week I should've gotten with her secretary first
9: Yeah you should've. Rookie mistake
Me: Funny, she doesn't have to get with mine. Golf sunday btw