LOL found these going through some of David Deangelos stuff.

Good to get in that playful mood for the night.

i literally loled at some

she says Hey, I've seen you at __________ ) "Oh, so you were checking me out then?"

(If girl's been around a while) "Are you shy or something? Because I've been standing here for around ten minutes and you still haven't said Hi to me."

(blah blah) "Every time I go some place women get all shy around me, since I'm such a good-looking, sexy man...As you can see."

C&F openers with push/ pull:

"You're kinda CUTE…I think that you'll make a NICE new GIRLFRIEND! Hey WAIT…I need a girl who can cook…you can't?? OK, we're broken up… Actually wait, you DO smell good…very alluring…actually WAIT!! I'm allergic to that perfume…Oh man, we are SOOOO broken up!"

(In line at fast-food restaurant) "Damn…I-AM-SICK of this fast food…do you know how to cook?

No?? Ok we're broken up then, I'm going to find a woman who can cook…" (while she cracks up, talk to another chick, then come back) "OK, so you can't cook… well, what else do you have going for you??? Are you adventurous?"

"You look familiar…I know! You look like my FUTURE ex-girlfriend!" Then follow up with a push-pull routine about how she could never by your future ex girlfriend because…but maybe you'll change your mind because…etc…

Specific street openers:

"Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?" (yeah) "Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me."

Go up to a girl, start walking next to her, and say "Have you ever walked with a more sexy man?" OR "Does it upset you to be walking with such a sexy man because nobody's looking at you and everyone's looking at me?"

"Look at this! When you woke up this morning did you ever think you'd be walking beside/ talking to such a HANDSOME man, right here on (X) street? Your day just got a lot better!"

(In rain, walk up next to her and put umbrella over both of you) "Here, have some coverage. Hey, I just saved your bad hair day from getting worse, you owe me! Give me your number."

(If she balks or gives attitude-odds are she won't give it to you so quickly-pull the umbrella away from her teasingly) "Aww look at you, getting all wet again! I've got the umbrella, I'm the one wearing the pants in this relationship! Be nice to me."

In rain, walking past her: "Here, have some coverage…" (walk faster than her so you start passing her by) "Aww look, you walk too slow, and now you're getting rained on again!"

"Hey, where do you think you're going?" (to X) "Is THAT where you're going? You have to have greater goals in life!"

Girl ignores your opener and keeps walking: "What, did my good looks really scare you away that badly?"

"I bet you think you're hot shit." (for the really hard-ass/ hot bitches who ignore you)

A couple general C&F openers:

"I realize you're probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to come over and pay attention to you"

"You're KINDA hot. Are you friendly?"

" Hey, you're kinda cute for a short girl"

After eye contact/ AI:
"Don't just look at me and keep walking! I'm not just a piece of meat you know! I have feelings too! Stop and talk to me…"

" Don't waste all that good eye contact! Stop and talk to me."

(you say Hi, she says Hi back but keeps moving) " Don't let a friendly HI go to waste! Stop and talk to me."

"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"

(Catching her looking) "Hi, I just couldn't help noticing you…(pause)... STARING at me!" (let sink in) " Do you always maintain such strong eye contact? Or only with guys like me that you can't help it with?"

Women's weird styles are easy targets for cocky & funny openers/ comments.

For slit skirts or pants:

"You POOR THING! Your pants/ skirt is all ripped up the side/ back!! You look like you were attacked by a Yorkie! Come on, we gotta get you new clothes!" (grab arm) "The Salvation

Army is this way…" (Acting bitchy?) "Or maybe you need a rabies shot! Look how mean you're getting!" (denies) "Ok, well if I see you start foaming at the mouth I'm calling an ambulance".

"I'll bet you only shaved one leg to wear that skirt…or did you shave both legs? Prove it! Is your other leg as sexy as this one?" (Get her to let you feel/ caress other leg to make sure it's shaved)

For one-sided tank tops or one-sided long-sleeve tops:

"You POOR THING! You're too poor to afford the FULL shirt! Do you want a dollar or something? We gotta get you a real shirt! Come on I'm taking you shopping at Wal-Mart" (grab arm)

For one-sided long-sleeve tops:

"Oh my God! Your shirt is missing a sleeve. It looks like you were taken down by a police dog!"

For Von Dutch-style trucker caps:

"Hey, I like your hat…Let me guess, you're a long-haul trucker." For shoes:

"Those are some pretty tall shoes. You must be like what, 4 foot 7 without them?"

"Hey, those are nice shoes. (pause) Some homeless kid must be running around barefoot right now!"

For animal print clothes:

"Hey, do you know how many (leopards/ tigers/ etc) had to die for that (shirt/ skirt/ etc)?? The animal rights people will have your ass." For a woman wearing leather skirt or high boots:

"You're wearing a leather skirt/ boots! Some POOR cow had to die so you could show off your legs!"

For accessories:

" Those are some pretty earrings. I didn't know toy stores sold earrings like that!"

" What a cute ring (or watch or whatever)! Did you get that with the kids meal at McDonalds?"

"Wow, that's a huge purse. You don't have some little dog named Precious in there, do you?"

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