My two favorite ways to turn conversations sexual are role playing and misinterpretation.
Misinterpretation:
HB: Today I spilled grape soda all over my dress. I feel like such a clutz.
Me: Whoa! I didn't know you were into that fetish stuff. I mean, if you paid me I'd tie you up and gag you, but you'd have to sign a waiver first.
HB: *Quizzical look*
Me: Ohhhhh, you said GRAPE. Sorry, I heard something else and got excited.
Btw, my personality/humor is a bit extreme so if this doesn't mesh with you, then adjust it. People either really love me or get offended, no middle ground
Role Playing:
The good ol' reliable "marry/divorce" routine:
HB does something you don't approve of.
Me: Ok, that's it. We're done for. You can keep the kids but I want back all my Billy Idol cd's. And all the kinky stuff you liked me to do with the orange marmalade, well, you can forget it!
If she likes you, she'll more than likely comment on the sex thing and you can go from there and play along.
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