The county hickfest.. I'm sorry.. I mean.. "County Fair" is in town and well.. I need some general advice.

First, I don't have people to go with.. I'd be by myself.. for some reason I hesitate to talk to people while I'm by myself because I think girls find it creepy.

Second, most girls when they see me.. they don't stop and stare or ever take a second look. I went to fair last night and was walking around observing some of the types of people that went there. I noticed girls would see me, and they'd never look back or take a second look, they just keep walking like they'd never seen me.

Third, I don't have a nice wardrobe.. Right now I don't have the money to go buy a new one and right now I'm wearing cargo pants and a plain white t-shirt.

So.. is anyone up for this challenge and have some general advice for me?