At work there are two fat guys who are AFCs that keep boasting that they have girlfriends but I checked on Facebook that they are mediocre or average at best one has a 5 the other has a 6.

They always ask what I did at the weekend and if I hooked up with any girls and asking loads of questions and what the girls name was and trying to act suspicious, when I tell them to mind their own business they say oh well you didn't get with any girls then. So I say something like how the hell would you know.

They tried to call me virgin once but I just laughed and then said I think you are both virgins and your girlfriends are making you wait till marriage like whipped pussies, they just laughed it off but didn't say anything back.

They try and put down anything I say and I do it back to them as I don't take crap from other people. Sarcastically mocking them works temporarily but it is not stopping them from being two total douchebags I am going to try being more aggressive or intimidating like staring them down or asking them if they want to step outside and sort it out if there is a problem.

I know I am not all those things they say but it does annoy me and I think why are these two losers so insecure and pathetic they have to try and make someone else feel worst to make themselves feel better. I don't show it though and can give as good as I get.

It's not just with work colleagues occassionally you come into contact with people who try and put you down with humour or subtly insult you, I normally just do it back to them, but it leads to an unpleasant SPAM and makes you look beta to girls.

Is there are a better way of handling this, should I intimidate these guys or tell them to shut up unless they want to sort it out outside? as laughing at them and returning their insults is not working.

Their issue is that they have this disease it's called "Onegina";
A serious affliction upon a guy months after a girl decides they are in a relationship (it is customary for the girl to make the decision, and the guy simply follows suit).

Symptoms begin with a comforting feeling of affection followed by conversations in babytalk-voice.

Weeks later, his presence will cause dissatisfaction, and he attempts to ameliorate the situation by doing what he's told.

The final stage: the pussy-whipping gets so bad that he can no longer recognize his own sorry-bitch-status-of-a-man. He endures, though, because he thinks there's only one vagina in the world, and its hers.

So more or less they're just jealous that you enjoy the freedoms of the single life.

Thanks for clarifying this TkoKing that is funny and they are pussy whipped and a bit bitter about it as you say which is quite amusing, one is spending a lot of money on his girlfriend and she made him go to the gym, I would try and bang her if she wasn't so ugly.

What can I do about these two idiots to shut them up? as constantly verbal sparring with them makes me look beta like them and a new girl is going to be joining the team soon so want to put them in their place before then so I don't look lame like them in front of her.

If i was you id tell them exactly this, its funny and makes them look like complete twats, tell them theyre jelous cos your getting different pussy every week while theyre getting the same old bucket every so often if at all!

"But dont break up with your 'So called girlfriends' because im sure youll enjoy being used by girls much rather than being single and getting NOTHING for the rest of your life, or if you like I have a great personal trainer that can get you out of obesity in a couple of months if your dedicated it MAY help, but you know im not guaranteeing anything!" - smile and walk away. LOL