The dreaded poop test



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:38 pm 
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Oh god... we get so scared of flirting when she gives us that "shit" test, so here are some synonyms for "shit" test to help you along:

poop test
fecal matter test
manure test
crap test
stool test
turd test

Now why am I being so silly? Because the "shit" test is something you should not worry about. Learn to verbally flirt/spar with her. Good old cocky/funny comes into play here. If she compliments you on your style, see probably wants/likes you. Don't get all defensive and think "OH my god... she's shit testing me". Learn to take a compliment and throw it back at her like "Thanks for noticing" or "I'm glad you like..." (Courtesy of David Deangelo)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:06 am 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fuck shit tests
its all about those fecal matter tests!


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:06 pm 
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I can't believe you actually managed to turn this fecal matter ( ;) ) into a thread.. Well, I can only agree with what you're saying.

Stop worrying people, just relax and play with shit!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:17 pm 
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He he, cant remember the last time I was exposed to a fecal exam... Must be similar to the shit test.

But yeah, I agree, when she shit tests you you should welcome it. Thats when you know that you have passed all the levels on your own turf. Now she sets up the game on normal instead of beginner.

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