| So, I've been giving this some thought, and I've come up with this routine:
Opener: Hey guys, so you know how the say that you shouldn't wake up a sleepwalker? Well, I've got a question for you. If a sleepwalker was doing something wrong, where would you draw the line?
Story: I'm asking because I ran into my ex today, and she told me how the first time she slept at my house, when my family was away, she woke up in the middle of the night to me ripping her shirt into pieces and yelling in French! But instead of waking me up, she went down to my sister's room, STOLE one of her shirts, and LEFT! Wanna know the worst thing about this whole thing? When my sister got back, we got into a fight because she said it was my fault that her favorite shirt was missing, and now I owe her 20 bucks!
I chose the story because I think it has some DHV spikes (the ex-girlfriend, speaking several languages, it insinuates that I live in a multi-story house and the end shows a sense of humor).
What do you guys think? Any advice, or changes you think I should make?
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