Me and this BC9 are playing games with each other. It's one of those ugly situations where both of us are using the other. I'm putting in the bare minimum of effort here, and I still don't know if that's too much.

WED-I text her. "Come over for drinks tonight.""She says "Maybe." I don't respond. Nothing happens.

THU-She asks if she can sleep over. I say "When are you leaving in the morning" (Harsh, but I actually had to know!) She says "nvm im not coming over tonight")

I assume this is because she's chasing some new dick. And sure enough, she texts me to complain about how she's trying to get laid, but
homeboy is gonna puke after one drink.
Can you believe this shit? As Bugs Bunny would say, "the noive! The unmitigated NOIVE!"

So I brushed it off, and said "Crabs and vomit? That's a shitty night for him"

And somewhere in her pretzel-ass head, this becomes foreplay.

So she starts texting how bad she wants to fuck me, and that she wants to come over.

But no pussy is worth being a Silver Medal, so i let that shit sleep.

So now here we are. I can't try the Caveman "You come now" approach again, can I? Even if the last communication between us was her dirtytalking?

Ugh...I need new prospects like peanut butter needs jelly. This is getting rediculous.

I am in a similar position my friend, other than being patient i dont have much advice. Im interested to hear some advice on this. Anyone??