hey guys I met this girl a couple of weeks ago and thought she was kind of into me so got her number but wasn't in the right environment to take things further. anyways texted her a few times but started to lose interest (just didn't think it was really going anywhere.) Anyways when I didn't text her for a few days she added me on facebook (sign of desperation?).. we've chatted a few times since but today I got an email from her saying that she's leaving town next week for a couple of months. and that if I want to see her in person we've only got this week..... So pretty much I'm gonna arrange a date. in a bar or something (don't have much cash) but the pressure is on to lay her on the first date.. I'm thinking after a few drinks ask her if she wants to get food and then bring her back to mine to cook for her and once she's in my appartment it's all over..........Just a few queries tho
1) Is pretending that we're going to get food and then walking her into my appartment and telling her i'll cook for her a good way to get her back to mine??

2) should I kiss her in the bar or wait till my appartment so that she's not really sure whats going to happen.

3) she seems a little desperate first adding me on facebook and then suggesting we meet up before she leaves. thing is that because she's leaving we have no future together. so why does she want to meet up for one nite?does this mean that she just wants to fuck as well??? (she's quite innocent so it would be hard to imagine this but no other explanation comes to mind)

4) is a bar a good place to take her?? bearing in mind that I don't have much cash so a restoraunt is fairly out of the question..

1. Yeah, no reason why not

2. I'd say ideally as early as possible so you can build on it. Without hitting her with everything as soon as your at yours. But I don't think that's massively important.

3. Desperate, not neccisarily. Could have been anything, you know when you add a friend and you think ooooh I'll add bob too oh and i might as well add pretorious while i'm here. However if she does want to meet up for just one night i would say there is a good chance of a f-close.
Lot more factors however... A couple of months - you could get together when she returns, maybe she thinks you could have a long term relationship (esp as you said she was quiet innocent), how far is this other town? Maybe you can travel.

4. I think a bar is cool, just gotta pick the right bar.
Somewhere trendy, music not too loud (big one) so you can chat, maybe a mildly lively dance-floor if things go well. But yeah, no reason why not to go to a bar.

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Tony T

It was an absolute disaster. I'm not really sure weather or not I should be crying or laughing. Went out for a drink with her but brought my rucksack with me. We had a couple of drinks. and then I suggested we get food. when we passed my place I said I'd just throw my bag inside and we'd then go get some food. Of course when we got inside I just cracked open a few beers, sat her down and we started kissing. She kind of sat on my knee, but it was lying at a funny angle on the couch so when my circulation got cut off iin my leg I got her to move but whatever way she was sitting on my knee she seriously injured it and I couldn't/ still can't move my left leg without severe pain..
Anyways at that point I set about trying to get her to leave because I was in no mood to fool around anymore... she said that she couldnt leave as it was late and she didn't want to go home by herself. With my leg I was completely helpless and couldn't get her to leave so we went to bed..... In bed we started to fool around again got to the stage where I thot we were both ready to have sex but of course me not being really able to move I had to ask her if she had a condom.... At this I shit you not she informed me that she wouldn't be having sex and that she was a virgin...... Of course my thots were that it was by choice. Oh no she'd had a boyfriend for 3 years and when she finally got really frustrated and suggested they have sex he broke up with her......... Then she started telling me how sexually frustrated she gets and that she can never do any study because she's always thinking about sex..... I then popped the obvious question... why don't you have sex with me then??... "because it would be sore and there'd be blood and everything... I dunno maybe I will ride ya, oh no you can't move your leg so I'd have to be on top, nah I'd want you to be on top. Next time I see you when your not injured you can take my virginity."........Of course after her telling me that its going to hurt her and that ther'll be blood everywhere I don't want to have sex with her anymore.... I'm actually kind of repulsed by her..... No joke didn't even get the courtesy blow job or hand job for my troubles which is just plain bad manners on her part..... so after all of this had gone down it was about three in the morn..... I spent the from then until 8 trying to get her the fuck out of my appartment... she just lay there talking absolute shite and because I only have a single bed it goes without saying that I didn't get a wink of sleep either.... what do you do if she doesn't leave??? I told her plainly about 4 times that I needed sleep and that she needed to leave.. she ignored me and I'm so helpless that I couldn't even get out of bed let alone show her the door pimp style........ I feel like what she did to my knee is a virgins version of an STI.

Bloody hell mate!

I think you did awesome mate and I've just laughed my bollocks off, you've cheered me up!!

Just modify it and use it as a DHV story,

Hope the knee gets better,
Rick

Awesome! Stories for the future, that is some funny shit!

You should have just stopped talking totally and shut your eyes, surely that would have done the trick.

Injured knee, haha, i dont know what to say, was she a big girl. Maybe next time you'll ask the girl to get off before it breaks, haha tell her you need the toilet or something. Anything.

If she is a virgin just be a bit more sweet about it. More kisses, music and all that stuff. That definitely should put you off.

Bad manners, haha!
Still, awesome story!

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Tony T

Well I 'm glad somebody enjoyed it..... Also forgot to mention that I had to hold in a massive fart for about 5 hours, I was practically in tears by the time she left.......thinking back I probably should have just let rip, and maybe she would have left, but she probably wouldn't have left and then I would have felt humiliated........ good idea to modify and use as a DHV story tho. I guess there is an oppurtunity in every crisis.. I probably should have been sweeter and stuff but the reason I was attracted to her is that she looked like one of my hot school teachers who was a bit of a bitch.....whenever I think about fucking my teachers it isn't exactly a romantic fantasy..... And no she wasn't fat, she was actually a 7..... Dunno how she's a virgin at 22, told me she's been on the pill since she was 16. But then again she was mildly - moderately retarded.... I'll definately be able to see the funny side of this more clearly once I can walk again...... cheers for the advice guys