I went to a club Saturday night and clubs aren't really my thing.

Short story is I tried to work it out anyway but it was too loud to talk with people like I wanted to.

So I go outside and sit on a bench to drunk dial some friends I haven't talked to in a while. I thought it would be fun but no one answered rofl.

Anyways, while i'm doing this a girl comes out with her friend from the club.

She then very clearly purposely "falls" on my dick. I say my dick because I was sitting with my back to one edge of the bench with one leg on the floor and one leg stretched out to the other end of the bench and she landed as close as possible to me with overtly just grabbing my nuts.

She tells me I "saved" her and tells me thanks. I say "ok (with a slight smile cuz I know it was deliberate) no problem. I should mention I didn't even put my hands out to help her. She just landed safely completely on her own. She asks me if I'm calling some of my friends to come to the club with me. I say yea. Not a bad story and it suits the situation well enough for me.

Now as I type this I'm beginning to notice some things I hadn't before. I think I may have given her a small IOD because shortly after I ask "And your name is?" She tells me and I tell her mine and shake her hand.

Then she tells me she's going to go. In my mind I'm thinking uh ok. Then I verbalize the other part that's going through my mind. I tell her "Leaving so quickly after all the trouble you went through to meet me?" She then quietly gets up and leaves to which I turn back to my phone because I don't really understand what the hell is going on with this situation. It probably didn't help that I was drunk.



So who wants to help me dissect this situation to figure out what exactly happened here and what I could have done better?

Any and all input is welcome and appreciated.

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shameless bump.

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Don't think you are, know you are.

for starters, you notice that you prolly where to drunk. Thats a good thing, which means you should lower down your influence by alcoholic beverages. I've saw guys get laid by a "land on dick" event.

You already gave the anwser about not getting laid, thats was caused by obviously two things;
1. Drinking Behaviour which caused
2. The lack of a proper social talk

So, next time drink less or non at all.

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