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Anakin_FlyTalKer
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:46 pm 
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Ok this is a true story....

So I was about to handle this chick, and I didn't have a condom and whatever, but she did (magnums) I never tried a mag on before, and I told her this. She was like it cool just try it on. So I pull my buddy out and whatever and just slide it on...PERFECT FIT! I was like YES, YES, YEEEESSSSS!!!!! And look up and she's more excited than I am......

So anyways basically I asking could I use this story as a PUA technique or is it a bit to much?

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I think it is a bit too much. You are trying to DHV by telling her what a grand weiener you have...
Not very smooth...

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HmMmMMm well, I was high when I posted this. It sounded so much better then :/

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This story sounds like a load of crap. Of course, I'm not saying it is, but its not something you can work into a routine without sounding like your lying or bragging. That said, kudos on the large penis.
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You could stand close and casually remark:

"Excuse me miss? You seem to be standing on my penis"

Seriously though. Don't try it.
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hahaha k-mac you must really mack some quality girls

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the mags are still a little tight on me.
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yeaah I wont do it tho.

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only in a joking manner that could be a DHV

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in a joking manner say that u realized that you were sticking your leg into the condom (laugh) then say "just kidding,my dick really did fit,whick suprised the hell outta me....."


it has humor and your telling the girl u have a big dick. WIN-WIN

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AWESOME^^^
Im gonna use that, see I knew this had some potential if it was tweaked.

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Im dying to know if this will work for you or not.

Just looking at it it feels like a no no.

Its like, how do you get the conversation into this topic. Speaking of my dick...

And isnt speaking about the size of your dick a topic that can only be seen as bragging or creepy.

Hello My name is Chris and this is my dick.

But please, tell us how it goes, maybe youll start a new trend!

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yeah feild test it, this should be pretty fuckin interesting :D
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Hahahaha AYYYEEEE Ima do that, I have no clue how Ima bring it up but I may just force it.

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I had the same thing, where I didn't have a condom on me, but the girl had a magnum (from the ex boyfriend)

And it fit great, Now I might be, slightly larger than average, but I'm definitely NOT hung like a horse, so i think most people can fit/use magnums in some way.

I'd shy away from the topic.. But if you field test it, let us know!

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