lol kinda stuipd but made me laugh a little.


In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8 )
But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8 )

Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)


The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

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lol

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Hahaha, this reminds me of a book I have - a HILARIOUS book I have called the Scorecard. Actually...It is the book. Used to read it back during the AFC days. In fact, it just showed how you don't have to take it all serious (some stuff is a bit AFCish though).

Examples from the book

THE ACT

While making love you tell her you love her +10
While making love you ask her to talk like a Swedish flight attendant -10
While making love, you start talking like a Sweidish flight attendant - 45

While making love you think of arcane cricket statistics to increase sexual stamina +2
Instead you think of the joke you heard at work and you can't help but giggle -30
You can't stop giggling -40
She starts weeping -60

As you make love you check yourself in the mirror 0
She catches you -10
You're giving yourself a "thumbs up" -34
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I could carry on but this book is just too funny. If you do buy it, don't actually take it all seriously. Especially the I love you bit...
..Especially if it's the first time you've had sex. In fact that should be -100 points...
...-1000 if you don't remember her name after you said it.

a girl must have wrote this.... how about I do whatever I want +93219 points'

The one about the toilet paper is the best! But really, I think I deserve points for changing the toilet paper roll

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Lol - although I don't care about making the bed or throwing little pillows on it. As long as the toilet isn't sprinkled in piss I'm happy. If you run out of toilet paper - that's fine by me. I'll just buy my own and lock it away when you need to REALLY use the toilet

Yes going out to get panty liners in the snow deserves points - but lowering points becuase of the beer wouldn't happen.