Ok, this is some good shit! Ready??

I was daydreaming today and this brilliant plan came into my head. When you meet an HB, she will inevitably ask, "What do you do for a living?" I thought of a really awesome answer that someone in my situation can say...


I am a certified personal trainer. I also went to graduate school so I tutor high school students in English, Science and SAT prep. After being on this board for a short time, I see some of you guys actually tell HB's that you're a Pickup Artist. Since my natural game has always been tight and now thanks to you guys, MPUA's, Mystery, etc... I have the credentials to actually call myself that too.

Now... here's how I combined these three things to make up a routine about myself answering the HB's question, "What do you do for a living?"

Here's what I'm going to say:

HB) What do you do for a living?

Me) You're never going to believe what I do for a living.

HB) Oh come on! What is it???

Me) I'm a consultant for rich families

HB) Whaaat? Explain...

Me) Ok, well I consult families on 3 different things. First, I'm a certified personal trainer so I work with stay-at-home moms and transform their bodies so they look like hot models. Secondly, I went to graduate school so I also tutor thier kids and get them to pass their classes as well as the SAT.

HB) That's so cool! Ok, what's the 3rd thing?

Me) I'm an actual pickup artist. I teach the husband how to have affairs with gorgeous women. I have over a decade and a half of experience with this and I get paid for it too!

HB) What! Whatever. If you really do that, that's terrible!

Me) Wait. Here me out... The wife has let her body go and the husband is already cheating right? Right. I actually save their marriage because I help get the husband's cheating out of his system. I show him how to get laid by much hotter women then he already is. Meanwhile, through exercise, diet, and pharmacology, I get the wife looking even hotter. Absolutely stunning.

HB) OMG.

Me) No harm; no foul. It's a win-win situation. Since I'm already helping their kids the whole time with their education, I guess you could say that I save broken homes, change people's lives and provide kids the opportunity they wouldn't have had otherwise. After all, it's all about the kids right? The wife's happy, the husband's happy and the kids are happy. That's a day in the life of Paul (me).


This is so fuckin golden. I can't wait to try it out this weekend!! WOOT WOOT!!

I like Paul Van Dyk

I bow to you if the girl is following your script or it works but to me it seems way too complicated....
There are so many ways you can act irrational that the more longer you make this, the less effective its going to be. Why? Because this is based on assumptions toward what she is going to reply. There are just so many factors that are effecting your interaction around and between you two that the more complicate you make this routine, the more harder its going to be to pull off.
IMO the routine you use should be short, easy to apply to almost every situation and something that leads to somewhere which can build leverge later on or benefits certain areas in your game ( for example putting her on a bad girl/ good girl role which makes your kino easier because you can use it as an excuse to touch her or useing this role to be C&F or shit like that)

[ Bravo ]

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Don't forget the "Woot! Woot!" . . . this is the best part of the routine . . . it is in fact, the motif.

Well the thing about this routine is that I don't have to transition into it from my opener. You don't need to analyze it to see if it's going to keep an HB's attention so she doesn't get up and leave because It won't come up until whenever she wants because she will ask the question. Therefore, I won't have to use this until I basically have her as a captive audience. HB's never ask you what you do for a living until you've engaged them enough and their butt is going to be planted there for a little bit. She may not expect to hear this long-winded explanation but When she asks me what I do for a living, the first thing I'm gonna say is, "You'll never believe what I do for a living anyway. Nevermind."

By saying that, there will be no way she will be able to walk away until I tell her. She'll be wondering what the hell it is so bad that she'll bug the shit outta me until I tell her. I'll explain the first 2 things rather quickly but then I'll put alot of emphasis on the PUA aspect. This will be a cocky-funny DHV that she will never see coming. I will turn substantially more arrogant and sure about myself from this point forward and she'll be hooked. What do you think?

I just tell the girl it's a big secret...

"why?"

look, let's take things slow... I only just met you