This made me laugh so hard today that i just had to share it with you guys.

I met this half swedish and half finnish 25 year old HB 9 at a night buss while coming back from the bar with my friend. This happened on the new years eve. Anyway, i sat next to this gorgeus HB who was sitting on the buss and i ended up leaving the buss with her number on my phone.
So i was supposed to meet this HB9 today ( day 2 ) at 1 pm so i woke up around 11 am so i would have enough time to groom my self. After i had my lunch, i decited to call this HB 9 if she was still coming for a walk with her dog. Now this is where the fun starts.

So i motivated my self, took my phone and called her. It didnt ring long before she anwsered with the words " hi johnny "... I dont know what happened but i totally freezed out... i mean i cant remember the last time when this had happened to me. My mind just went black when i started to think her face ( and her hot body ) so i replied " umh hi ". After this we talked a bit ( i was really nervous and i had no idea why ) what seemed to be the most uncomfortable phone conversation that i have had ever before. So i was trying to make come back ( + cut all the bullshit ) and asked if she was still coming for a walk with me. She said that she was so tired from her exam which she had today that she was thinking about hitting the bed... Now, i was thinking " Oh man, i just forced myself to wake up 11am to shave my pubic hair and she is now flaking ". She continued this by saying that maybe we could see tomorrow and thats when my cell phone went dead. I mean, it was still on but i couldnt hear what she was saying so i had to hang up. After this i was trying to call her back but my phone was just so fucked up that i couldnt do anything before i saw her calling me back. So naturally i anwsered and she said that in that really wierd voice that: " i hope you didnt get angy " where i was trying to replye " No, my cell phone went dead " but again... i couldnt hear anything from the phone so i had no choise but to hang up and try to reach her through my home phone... So i picked up my new phone and dialed her digits but it seems i dialed her number wrong because all i heard was some arabic guy called Abdullah " anwsering my call... At this point i was thinking " seriously?! " and when i said " wrong number " he closed the phone.
At this point i was just laughing because that was all i could think of. Few minutes later she texted me that her wensday was completely free if i wanted to see her again but it seems my message didnt went through when i tried to anwser that " wensday is fine " because she had to send me another text message after her first one...

What a freaking comedy show...

[ Johnny B ]

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