i watched the dark knight earlier today and it reminded me of an opener i used a week or so ago.

ive got some scars on my stomach (fell on razor wire when i was younger), not very noticable but just visable now. anyway, me and my mates were dressing as school girls that night and i had my shirt tied around my chest so my stomach was visable. at the club, a few of us went out for a smoke and i noticed a girl looking at my scars, so here's what happened:

me: (i walked over to her and she looked away, so i walk inbetween her and her mates and put on my joker voice) hi, you wanna know how i got these scars?
(they mostly said no but i carried on)
me: well my father was a drinker and a fiend. one night he goes off crazier than usual, grabs the kitchen knife and says 'WHY SO SERIOUS', 'WHY SO SERIOUS'.

at this point i started laughing and walked back to my mates who were pissing themselves laughing and the girls were just like what a weirdo. most people out there were looking at me some laughing some just staring.

obviously no-one do this, the only thing it did was make me look totally insane lol. i just thought it was funny.

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