First off, I think it is important to mention I just took some sleeping pills so it is unlikely I will participate until morning, however, if I fell asleep before writing this down it would probably be booted out the backdoor of my brain box by thoughts of young ladies pow pow pow.

Anyways, the matter at hand, ladies and gents, we should write a 10 tip list of how to get with us. The theory being it will show you what is important in the women you want and narrow it down, also as a cheeky bonus it would probably be quite handy to our female pua folk.

Despite the nausea I am gonna go for it;

1. Do not sleep with me on the first night. This is crucial I get ONS frequently always secretly hoping they will turn me down. It is like an audition process and if I am having sex with you on the first night it will probably be the last time I do. It shows a lack of class and defines the relationship under superficial terms.

2. Do not have an ego. I don't give a shit about most things so will happily take the piss out of myself and you, so do the same and I will get on with you a lot easier.

3. Show an interest. Most women I meet seem to think it is my duty to pry information from them. Conversations are not sharing stories they are about creating, challenging and combining, not who's got the best story competitions.

4. Have interests and be passionate about them. I am a musician and have several other interests, it amazes me when people have no interests. ("what do you like doing?" "shopping and drinking" eurgh).

5. Be intelligent and proud of the fact. Most smart women, in my experience, try to hide the fact and think ditzy airheads are what guys want. So wrong, so yar correct me on things and teach me stuff as I am sure I will.

6. Don't dress like everyone else. Peacock theory I suppose but so many women shop in the same 3 or 4 shops, why not hunt for something that conveys your personality.

7. Control your body language. Most people if not everyone is crazy but the key is to stopping your hands moving quickly and hiding the fact for the time being. A woman's mind can be judged by her hands and eyes, erratic hands erratic mind etc.

8. Have dreams. I love women with dreams, the two most interesting women I have ever met were waitresses in crappy cafes. One wanted to be a dancer and loved musicals and the other loved traveling and they were planning how they could do these things. Ambition people.

9. Do not go to the gym. If you go to the gym or workout the battle is lost. Not because I don't like larger women or something like that it is more the notion that you are unhappy with yourself. Positive in most circumstances but a negative self image is about the most annoying quality a woman can have.

10. Under no circumstances wear glasses, lenses or sunglasses. Sun glasses annoy me because I like to see peoples eyes, as for the other two I dunno they just make me distrust people.


wow made it through now time to sleep. Post yours so I have something to read when I wake up xxx

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I love women who make themselves a challenge. If you give yourselves too readily, it is just the same as a guy who conveys neediness. So even if you're aching to be with us, control it

I also love women who have a good imagination. It brings so much character into the way they speak and flare into the conversation. Try to show me that you read more than Vanity Fair magazine

I wonder how many women actually come to this site?

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I got that down fo'sho

I know this was directed at women, but I'm very in touch with my feminine side

I find it interesting the assumptions people make based on one little thing.

Maybe a girl is going to the gym because she likes being fit, or is training for a marathon, or possibly just enjoys yoga or something. Frankly, I'd say the phrase "I really need to get to the gym..." is probably more demonstrative of bad self-image. They think they aren't attractive, and think they need to change... but obviously don't enjoy exercise so that would be their only motivation for going.

As for the glasses thing... umm... you realize some of us need glasses to SEE right?

I'm sure he does (see his point #5), he's just saying he doens't like that. You might not respect his views, but at leat respect him for having some. Lukewarm statements get quite annoying after a while.

I wholehartedly agree with 3-4-5-8. I completely dissagree with 9 though. I love a health freek. now that doesn't mean "gym" but they usally "workout" quite a bit. What can I say, I'm a fan of firmness.

As for #1. I think the same way you do, it's just that it's usually the opposite that happens whenever I try that. If I sleep with them, they waht to stick around, and when I don't they fade away.... odd.

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Ideally, I want a woman who values the same things as I do. Hell, that's what I look for in everyone anyway. And if it was a ten list it would be something like:

Happiness: No one wants to feel like shit. Having a blast rules!

Friendship: I feel like people don't value this anymore. Finding friends you can trust, spending time and supporting them is one of the most rewarding things in the world.

Freedom: To do what I want, when I want, with my time, my body, my mind and my shit.

Critical Thinking: To decide what's best to do with my freedom

Honesty: I like people who say what they think, and don't sugarcoat it. And That's what I do, too.

Authenticity/Congruency: You can claim to be whatever you claim to be, but if your shit shows differently, you aren't worth anything to me.

Not giving a fuck: This is crucial. I hate it when a girl goes like 'oh my this person said this and that and even though he/she has no grounds on what he/she's saying, it really hurt me!' FUCK YOU.

Art: Art is my 'thing'. I make music and write poetry and short stories. I would draw if I wasn't so bad at it. Creative women who can make or atleast appreciate art turn me on(hehe).

Love: Most women don't believe me on this one, because I sleep around and ish. But I only do that because, you know, if a relationship didn't work well, I'm notta gonna stay chaste untill I find another person who's good enough for me, and man am I picky.

Sex: I hate prudes.

I guess that's it. Biological factors aside, those can be considered my 'attraction switches'

These three are kind of ridiculous. With 1 you are setting a double standard, your also going home with them on the first night and regardless of whatever you have imagined your reasons to be, they are likely the same as hers.

Oftentimes 9 is the opposite, people work out and are healthy because they care about themselves and their body. Its true some women are obsessed about their looks and don't need to be, but the average gym goer is just trying to be fit, and is doing it because they enjoy their life and want to exist for as long as possible in as healthy a state as possible.

10 is just stupid, what if its high noon and 90 degrees outside? I can understand not wanting to talk to girls in bars and clubs who wear glasses, but you can just spin it to your advantage after your opener.

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