Mystery's line "Do you want to kiss me right now?", worked like a charm. I used it on a day two saturday and it actually built up to a f-close.

me-"Do you want to kiss me right now?"

her-(blushing)"Um, I don't know why are you asking?"

me-"Well you look like you have something on your mind."

(pause)

me-"I'm not saying you can kiss me, it just look like you wanted to."

her-"thats so unfair."

me-"is it...?"

Then it was on like donkey kong...Before i knew it her pants were off and it was going down.

The text I got the next day about it:
"which reminds me, like the cutest thing ever was when we lying down adn you asked if i wanted to kiss u, it was so adorable."

Normally I'm not keen to use this canned stuff, but I will say I'm surprised at how well it worked. You guys got any other subtle simply stuff that are almost surefire works?