Alright im walking around the mall feeling high on my horse and i see a lovely girl working at one of the small stores. Maybe a 8? anyways i look at my friend who i was just bragging to about the game that i would approach her and come back with her number. We bet a dollar. So as im sitting there waiting for a moment. These 4 huge meatheads come up to her like a pack of wild lions! i felt bad for the girl! after she beats them away with a stick i assumed she had a boyfriend. So I approached and said
Z:"Were those guys just hittting on you? (Duh!)"
Girl:Yeah..
Z: it was hilarious! you denied them! I didnt come over here to buy any of this stuff i came over to talk to you. (Direct Opener.)
Girl:well i have a boyfriend and he is around and if he saw me talking to guys we would fight.
(At this point i just blurted out IM GAY! But you would be so mine if i wasn't.)
Z:IM GAY! But you would be so mine if i wasn't
Girl:Yeah. Thankyou Smile.
Z:*FluffTalk*
Z:I have to get back to my friends but i want to get together sometime. whats your number?
Girl:i cant give it to you my boyfriend might be around.
Z:Follow me we will sneak and act like your giving me a price on something.
*She gives me her number.*


NOW!
What the hell do i do?
Like i have no idea why the F*** I would blurt that out.
But her boyfriend was around.
I had no choice i had to get her number.


So I need some solid advice on how i can pull this one off.
Should i hang out with her and flat out tell her im not gay?
Or should i try and pull a move then tell her i was "Just kidding?"
I reallllyyy need some help on this one this is my first like real cold approach in 3 weeeks and 4 days.
(Yes i keep track.)

Anybody who helps out thank you alot!

Hahahaha You made my day!

1. You have her number and she "thinks "that your gay ( if she bought that... ). So in that case you are no threat to her (at least so she thinks.. )
2. She woulnt have given you her number if she wasnt even a bit interested about you. So the boyfriend thing maybe just a defence mechanism.

Why not ask her out when you are hanging out with your friends. Calling her something like " hey, me and my buddys are going to the club tonight to have some fun. Dare to join us?! Dont worry, its not a gay club! "
Now if she agrees to go out with you try to make some cheap kino first and than just build up your DHV which includes more radical kino ( some games for example ). If she shows IOI clearly than why not try to kiss her? If she slaps you after it you can just say: " i just wanted to know if i really was gay... But i know that im " . If she doesent slap you than i think that is obvious that you just continue kissing her... in that point she pretty much knows that you aint gay

[ Johnny B ]

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Hahaha!
"Dont worry its not a gay club!"
GOLD!
Anyways thats good advice i like the whole idea.
Thats exactly what i was going for!
Non threating.
I hope this works out.
And if it doesnt its one hell of a experiment and lesson.

Maybe next time i wont scream out IM GAY!
Hahahaha

i doubt she truly believes that you're gay

Hm
Girls dont like to take the blame.
She can always fall back on "I thought he was gay!"
Even if she doesn't believe it.
Keep it up Guys!
I need some more solid advice!

hell, a successful pick up lin is basically what you used

"if i wasn't gay I'd be so over you"

later on if something happens that she's like "but arent' you gay" you kinda make a joke about how she fell for it, or some shit.

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Good Call.
Thank you.

Contact her, setup a meeting.
After loads of fluf fluf (find out, how serious her relationship is) you actually tell her something like;
You've unleashed feelings i've didnt have for a long time. Can i kiss you?

Its a bit direct, but that might result into a big suprise.

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this problem has a very simple fix. Just handle things like you normally would with a girl. If she calls you out on the "gay" thing say "Yes, I was happy then and I'm happy now. Wait... Did you think I meant I was a homosexual? (Start laughing) What can I say; you kind of look like a hot guy!" Make sure to invite her out with your friends (don't say anything about a gay bar because it will definitely screw up this line later), flirt with a few other girls in front of her (it will show you aren't really gay, will make you seem more desirable, and will probably get her competitive juices flowing), after she loosens up and gets comfortable with you and your friends start throwing in a little innocent kino and flirting (this is probably when she will confront you on the gay issue). Whatever you do, DO NOT MENTION HER BOYFRIEND!!! If you can get her out with you without her boyfriend in tow you're golden!

Okay Everybody here is the latest update.
I tried getting a hold of her and she never called me back.
I know that she works at the mall.

I think i might have to bring a few amazingly hot girls to her job and make a jealously plot line.
I think there might actually be something to this gay thing.
It completely makes you non threating and most the time if you dont ground that your gay the girl says she believes you but really doest.

It needs some work.. But has potential.