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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:17 pm 
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I woke as a part time lifeguard, i met a girl and got her Blackberry Messenger which is like msn for Blackberry users.

Anyway, she brings in a kid she looks after and sits mostly on the side a reads a magazine or just stand in the pool.


What text opener should i use on her?

Im thinking something funny/witty and maybe to do with being lazy or just telling the kid what to do.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:35 pm 
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i went with

"Are you always that lazy then?"


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:30 pm 
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TRY THESE

1. SURPRISE!
2. Knock knock
3. I just made you open your phone for no reason.. hehe looks like i have you in check
4. Hey goof, i bet my weekend can beat your weekend.
5. What sort of trouble are you causing?
6. I am luring girls to my house with candy. Which do prefer Skittles or Twix?
7. Hey do me a favor and and txt me right back just hi or something. My friends dont believe retards can txt. We'll show em little buddy
8. Whyd you have to give your mom my phone number. She wont quit calling me now. lol

i have more if you want em

MAXXIM


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