real simple, i seem to get stuck every time i hear these 2 shit tests


Your so mean & Be Nice


now does anyone have a good come back to either one or possibly both

If you hear this often, I take it you're running some cocky/funny stuff? And even if you are, they should be telling you this stuff with a laugh and in good spirits.

Anyhow, if they're laughing about it, then stick with it and don't shift gears. Dictate your shit to them as if were your little sister:

"Well, maybe if you behave yourself like a good little girl, I'll give you a special treat."

blahblahblah

"What? what was that? Oh, you naughty girl . . . Why I ought to spank you."

blahblahblah

"I've developed this system. I like to call it, The carrot . . . . and the stick."

blahblahblah

"A good girl might get a kiss on the cheek wheras a bad girl . . . " (wave your finger back and forth and shake your head back and forth) "She gets a spanking" (But you motion your hands as if you'd 'massage' her ass.)

Absolute poker face necessary.

I have to ask...Where are you using these lines?

Sexually charged places like clubs and bars . . .

Anytime you've established that you're no longer a stranger or a weirdo, you can practically get away with anything after that as long as you keep shooting their brains up with those "giddy" chemicals.

I actually change my voice a bit to sound more like that "stern school teacher" when I just go with this stuff.

Last night, I went out with my cousin and these two ladies. My cousin(Great guy but doesn't game at all) gave a girl his business card with one hand, off to the side. (Not a typical Asian "respectful" style but they were sitting side to side in a car . . .) and told her, "If you ever get to the States . . ." (Very generous offer for services from his company)

So she(Natural female cocky funny) commented, "Have you worked in night clubs before? You gave me your card with one hand like some night club pick up artist or con man . . ."

So before my cousin could respond, I did the voice . . . "And how would you know that you naughty little girl . . ."

Already, everybody is laughing. Her friend's cracking up. She's laughing. My cousin's laughing . . .

"So it seems you've received many such cards in seedy night clubs before?"

(The no response to their laugher or comment is what keeps the whole thing going. My "friend" said something like, Oh you really got her! You're so mean!)

Then turning to my cousin, "I'm sorry about this. I thought she was a gentile lady but it turns out that she's a VIP in seedy night clubs. Dishonorable!!(Loudly like some crazy samurai) She deserves a good spanking for sure . . . "

This was in the car on our way to the club. So when we get there and the bouncer looks at the girl and goes, "Hey, _____ good to see you again . . . " Can you guess what I did?

By the end of the night though, that girl softened up BIG time with my cousin. . .