This is from "The Game" by Neil Strauss. It's a little different to your situation and it'd be cool if you pull something like this off.
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I was pretty bored today, so I went to the Rideau Centre shopping mall in
Ottawa, hoping to meet some new HBs to hang with tonight because my AFC friends were all with their girlfriends.
I cruised the mall, and I couldn't find any HB higher than a 7.5, so I was
pretty pissed.
I was about to leave when I saw this new Booster Juice place with a cute little redhead working there—about a 7.5 like every other damned Rideau Centre chick.
I ordered a juice, and here's what happened:
TD: Which mango is better: mango hurricane or mango breeze?
HB: Mango hurricane.
TD: Awesome. I'll have the breeze.
HB: Ha ha, okay. Which booster do you want?
TD: What are boosters?
HB: Those things on the sign on the wall.
TD: Ooh, so I can get like vitamins and energy and shit in it. Awesome! I'll
be like a new man after I drink this. This is the shit!
HB: Ha ha.
TD: High-five!
HB: Okay! (She high-fives me.) Wow! That was like the coolest thing that's
happened to me all day.
TD: Pretty bored, huh?
HB: Yeah, it sucks here.
TD: Hmm, well, guess what?
HB: What?
TD: I love you.
HB: Ha ha. Urn, okay. I love you too.
TD: Awesome! We're going to get married. Wow, you can really find love
in the strangest of places, like right here at the Booster Juice.
HB: Ha ha.
TD: Wait a sec. I know, close your eyes.
HB: Why?
TD: Just do it.
HB: Are you gonna steal my cash register or something?
TD: No, nothing like that. I swear. Remember, I love you.
HB: Okay, (closes eyes)
The counter was pretty wide. I leaned way over, so that I was Supermanstyle horizontal over the top, and kissed her.
As soon as I kissed her, she started screaming like fucking crazy.
HB: Aaaaaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
All these people started looking over at me. She was freaking out,
screaming her head off like a banshee, flailing her arms around and shit.
I was thinking, "Fuck, fuck, fuck. I knew this shit would backfire someday.
Fuck. I should have waited for more lOls or something. Fuck I thought I had the lOls! I'm never doing this ever again!"
TD: Urn, I said I loved you first.
HB: Aaaaaaaahhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhh!
TD: Urn, are you okay?
HB: Aaaaaaaahhhh!
TD: Uh-oh.
HB: Urn, okay. That will be five dollars and thirty-one cents. Aaaaaaaahhhh!
She was trying to regain her composure by talking, but she kept screaming intermittently.
TD: Please calm down.
HB: Urn, yeah. I'm okay. What's your name?
TD: Please don't call the police on me.
HB: No, no. It's just for the computer. I ask everyone.
TD: Okay. It's Tyler.
HB: Wow, that's an awesome name.
TD: Urn, thanks. What's your name?
HB: Lauren.
TD: I like that.
HB: Oh my God, that was the most awesome thing that's ever happened
to me in my entire life!
TD: Cool!
HB: Oh my God, you rock. Oh my God, I love you! That was fucking
awesome!
TD: Glad to be of service. I promise I'll come back. I'll make you close
your eyes again.
HB: Will you do more next time? [winks, implying sex, I suppose)
TD: I won't let you down. You know I love you.
HB: I'm looking forward to it.
TD: Wow, it looks so cool back there. Give me the backstage tour.
HB: Okay, c'mon back.
I was thinking, "Holy shit, I can't believe this!" I felt inside my jacket pockets, and I still had these two LifeStyles Tuxedo Black condoms that Orion had given me last weekend, so I could go for it if I wanted to.
Then I totally chickened out. I was like, "I can't handle this shit! I met this
girl not even two minutes ago!"
There were literally fifty people all staring at me, watching the chick open
the door for me to come back there with her. They were all looking like, "What the fuck is going on?" And it was making me really uncomfortable. With hindsight now, I would have done it. But at the time, I was so taken by surprise.
So I said:
TD: Urn, actually I'm in a major rush.
HB: Will I see you again?
TD: Well, I'm leaving town tomorrow.
HB: Okay, what about after work?
TD: Urn, I have to go hang out with my friends. I'll come back tomorrow
and we'll go out then.
HB: Okay. Oh my God, that rocked! Wow!
Then I turned around and walked off.
—TD