First before I get into the story you should have some background information. I have an IPhone in which one of the applications I have is fake-a-call. What it is, for those who dont know, is you can set up your phone to call itself whenever you want it to. Your phone starts ringing, acting as if someone is calling you. Your screen looks exactly as if someone is calling you and you can input the name of the person who you want to supposedly call you. Your phone's ringtone is the exact same is normal

So now that you have that information the story starts with me drinking at college. One of the things I do on occasion is drink way to much to the point where some girls look good when they shouldn't have.

Anyways there was this one girl who looked good enough that I would let her blow me. There was no way I was gonna have sex with her. Let me repeat this, there was no way I would have sex with her. So we are in my room and I let her blow me...once I finish I start kissing her neck and cheek and reach for my phone...I did the fake a call....my phone started ringing and I let it ring for a little bit. I then looked and said, "Oh Fuck my mom is calling me! I grabbed my phone and ran out of my room away from the girl. I then sat next to my roommate and said dont leave grabbed a drink and kept drinking.

thats how its done, my fellow dickhead!

/salute