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You gotta start getting really in their faces. Make your presence known, my man. You feelin' it?
Step one is becoming their shadow. You don't want it to seem intentional, though. Your best bet is, every time she gets out of class, make sure you'll be standing across the hall from the door, staring at her with cold, lifeless eyes.
If you have a haunted look, she'll think you're an artist or musician. Chicks really dig that! You'll also want to leave short, cryptic notes in her locker. Don't do any long, love poem shit. That's just cheesy.
This is all for now. Report back in three days, all right?
...You're kidding right?